When Mutuals Post About Their Selfships

does your f/o say "wakey wakey eggs and bakey" to wake you up? do they say "no more mr nice guy" when they get angry? do they say "easy peasy lemon squeezy" after doing something easy? do they say "pretty please with a cherry on top" when they ask for something???????

f/o who won’t take your words of self deprication kindly because you’re speaking bad about the person most dear to them… them making little kind comments here and there about you, or taking even just a few minutes everyday to shower you in nothing but compliments in order to remind you that you’re absolutely loved— not just by them but the people around you

Need dick in my mouf rn

Update on my watching of assassination classroom:

I want this thing carnally

Tentacles hot, yeah, but it's more his personality, his voice, his confidence, and his power. The tentacles are just an added bonus.

CAPITANO FROM GENSHIN IMPACT!!!!!!

okay! reblog and claim a fictional character, except doubles won't be deleted because we don't exclude anyone here! just claim your fictional character, and they're yours! isn't life beautiful!

proship DNI

Selfshippers who ship with weird/unappealing characters. I love you. Like hell yeah you go get with Mr Crocker. Go get with lord faarquad

People need to give Ifa his beautiful downturned eyes or I'm going to blow up!!!!!!!!

Collect my selfships

What does Capitano get :3

Hey.. how about a reblog game to celebrate the new blog?

Reblog with up to two f/os and i will assign them an animal species to be their fursona 🐶

Example:

Buggy gets a leopard seal!

there is an abba song for every selfship