Koro Sensei <3 - Blog Posts
does your f/o say "wakey wakey eggs and bakey" to wake you up? do they say "no more mr nice guy" when they get angry? do they say "easy peasy lemon squeezy" after doing something easy? do they say "pretty please with a cherry on top" when they ask for something???????
The best quality a fictional man can have is being deeply, pathetically, wretchedly in love with someone, I think
f/o who won’t take your words of self deprication kindly because you’re speaking bad about the person most dear to them… them making little kind comments here and there about you, or taking even just a few minutes everyday to shower you in nothing but compliments in order to remind you that you’re absolutely loved— not just by them but the people around you
Idk if this is weird (or if it's been done before) but do you have an f/o who is canonically dead in the media they're from?
Koro-Sensei to help me through the day
Is my new Hyperfixation obvious yet
Update on my watching of assassination classroom:
I want this thing carnally
Tentacles hot, yeah, but it's more his personality, his voice, his confidence, and his power. The tentacles are just an added bonus.
to anyone who is insecure about not matching your f/o's typical taste, you are totally their type. absolutely, 100%, no doubt about it. you actually Changed their type, fun fact. they only want you. their type is you. they have a thing for you. crazy how that works
🍂 A much needed reminder for fat self shippers that it is indeed okay to be fat and like food / eating !!
Your f/o will never try to force any unrequested eating habits on you. They won't shame you for how much you eat; they won't make snarky remarks or look at you despectively when eating; they won't comment negatively on your food choices.. !!
A meal you're obsessed with? They'll learn to make it just for you! And if they can't, they'll try to find a way to get you the best of its kind!
You like eating a lot of snacks and sweets? They know all your favorites and they love them as well! And if they don't like those kinds of foods? It doesn't matter; because they notice how your face immediately lights up after the first bite, and that's all that matters to them!
Always remember that a healthy relationship with food is one of the most important keys to self care! Don't let anyone shame you for it because your f/o is not ashamed to love you ♡
You and your f/o
f/o who wants you so so so so bad it makes them look STUPID!
Selfshippers who ship with weird/unappealing characters. I love you. Like hell yeah you go get with Mr Crocker. Go get with lord faarquad
SELFSHIPPERS PLEASE REBLOG THIS POST WITH YOUR FAVORITE GIF OR PICTURE OR CLIP OF YOUR F/O!! OR YOUR FAVORITE PIECE OF MERCH WHETHER YOU OWN IT OR NOT!! ANY FAVORITES!!
i want to see all of your beloveds!!!
For the f/o ask game...🍍🍏🫒🍅🍄
Ty for sending this ask!!! :3 ask game is here in case you want to participate <3
Answers under the cut!!! It gets really long💀
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Koro Sensei (Assassination Classroom)
MAKE HIM NOT A HUGE WOMANIZER!!!!!!!!!! My most problematic f/o canonically so far😭
Capitano (Genshin Impact)
Make him not cursed to sit in that fuckass throne forever :(
Anya (Mouthwashing)
I want her to get into medical school, so she can be happy <3
Curly (Mouthwashing)
Make him not a enabler!!!!!!!!!! Boy hold that idiot accountable!!!!!!!
Bive (Regretevator)
Honestly not anything. Taking her as she is
Frankie (Spy x Family)
Get this boy a mama who tells him to treat women like people...he's so awkward...guh....
Error (UTMV)
Honestly nothing :] love her <3
Fatal Error (UTMV)
Again, no complaints here :]
Horror (UTMV)
He lobotomizes his Alphys and I don't like that. I'd personally get rid of that💀(no hate to the og story I love it just a little thing personally)
Nightmare (UTMV)
GET SOME DEPTH BOY!!!!!!!!
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Koro Sensei
He's agender to me. Wouldn't care about such human concepts, he would think he's above that
Capitano
He's pansexual to me! :D
Anya and Curly
Bisexual. Curly specifically is a trans man
Bive
Lesbian and bigender :3
Frankie
Pansexual "if there's a hole there's a goal" kinda guy
Error and Fatal Error
Both agender and lesbian
Horror
Just bi and maybe a little gender-fucky bc he doesn't really gaf
Nightmare
Asexual pantomantic. Also a trans man :]
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Koro Sensei
Gives all kinds of hugs :] most definitely gives great hugs and definitely likes receiving them
Capitano
Gives those kind of hugs where he picks me up and spins me around >_< !!!!!!! Good hugger no doubt and appreciates getting them. More of a giver than a getter
Anya
Neck hugs all the way, or quick hugs. She likes giving and receiving hugs a lot
Curly
I see Curly as a pat on the back hug kinda guy, or comforting hug sort of deal. He likes receiving and giving hugs <3
Bive
Not a hugger, definitely doesn't like hugs either
Frankie
Also not a hugger, more of a casual one at best, quick side hugs. He definitely likes receiving hugs tho :]
Error
Hugs are not her thing. Doesn't like giving or receiving it
Fatal Error
Probably gives side hugs. More of a giver than a receiver but wouldn't mind with permission
Horror
Bear hugs all the way. But he doesn't particularly like giving out hugs for free, nor like receiving them randomly
Nightmare
Absolutely doesn't like giving hugs whatsoever. But he likes getting them a lot :] he desperately needs one I think😭
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Koro Sensei
He'd get me lots of snacks from all over the world, and maybe some fun souvenirs. Also that little reversabke octopus plush
Capitano
Anything luxurious, coats and jewelry galore
Anya
She'd get me little trinkets! :] any cute little things I can out on my shelves. Feel like she'd specifically get me calico critters
Curly
Gift cards all the way with this guy. And makeup when he can, mostly fun eyeshadow palettes bc he would think I could make something cool with the colors
Bive
She'd get me a little aluminum foil hat (she made it herself <3)
Frankie
Roses and little convenient inventions
Error
Anything he knits himself, scarfs, beanies, dolls, you name it.
Fatal Error
Echo flowers!!!! >_<
Horror
Not really a gift giver, he's more of a quality time kinda guy. Feel like it's be hard for him to remember what to even get me
Nightmare
Anything he can steal
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Koro Sensei
Wouldn't wanna be human whatsoever, he likes his super speed thank you very much
Capitano
He would be a harpy to me, but like a super fucking powerful one. Greater harpy I think? Yeah that
Anya
She'd be a centaur but like...a deer instead of a horse
Curly
Werewolf😝😝😝
Bive
She wouldn't wanna be human I think, I think she's cool with being hair creature
Frankie
He'd be some sort of goblin, just a little guy :3
Error
Would NOT want to be human, I think she's quite happy with being a skeleton
Fatal Error
Would probably still wanna stay as a skeleton, wouldn't be too mad becoming a human though
Horror
Would most definitely rather be human. He wouldn't have to deal with half the shit he has gone through if he was human
Nightmare
Loves being a skeleton, loves his evil little powers and would never trade that for being human
selfship dynamic:
Proship / Comship / RPF Do Not Interact or Repost Please !