The Only Time We Really Got To See Anything Relating To His Eyes

I should start making enemy f/o versions of posts I see

I'm over here crying and I see Capitano ass on my dash. Instantly grounds me

The animatics in my head about my enemy is actually in no way romantic. Why? Because in my head it isn't :3 there's not even romantic tension, just two guys hating eachother. The song I'm thinking of actually has no romantic undertone in this context because I say so

Which ones the f/o and which is the s/i is the real question

He’s hideous

whenever I like your self ship posts, please imagine me holding up pompoms and yelling "YEAH!!!!" every time.

um