Frighteningphallus - Sfw Blog Jumpscare

if you're a morally dubious man on tv what you're going to want to do is go look at your kids while they're sleeping. then drive your car somewhere

movies used to have lucy liu in them

aquarium outfit inspo

you're so beautifol :) may i sense you with my feelers

what if the new pope is problematic :/

"if you have the time/energy to do something you like, then you have the time/energy to do something you dislike" -people who have apparently never felt desire before, and have no idea how it works

(voice of a guy who is physically feeling nauseous from anxiety and stress caused by compounding responsibilities that are only getting worse due to his inability to initiate any of these tasks) i just need a fun little drinky drink

when tumblr dies i'll live under your bed and you can say out loud what you would post and i will say LIKE or REBLOG it'll be just like we're still here