hi this is a sfw sideblog on my horny acct, made for reblogs that don't fit me talking abt bears and cum.@scary-tdick
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huge shout out to this little kid for writing my favorite poem
how it feels to stop tossing and turning and get up to piss
the only reason anyone makes art is because they are a weird pervert. doesnt necessarily have to be sexual does have to be weird
if you're a morally dubious man on tv what you're going to want to do is go look at your kids while they're sleeping. then drive your car somewhere
im wine drunk and in tears over this garfield
fucking look at him
Honestly Steven universe had a pretty normal zillennial adolescence, considering he spent most of his time convincing adult women not to kill themselves
“protect children” <- reactionary drivel basically every time
“be kind to children” <-radical thinking that causes way more arguments than you would ever imagine
Are they ‘trauma dumping’ or are they just discussing their life experience and you are such an asshole that you can’t stand to be confronted with information that makes you uncomfortable for 0.005 seconds???
"disney BETTER stay away from (their own property)" Hey i have bad news for you. this isn't to say it's always been bad, just. dont be surprised. dont let it be a shock. dont give it that power
i get disney remakes are bad. i am very much on the side of "they are doing this purely to keep ownership or their IPs so of course they will be soulless, and as it is, adapting an animated film to live action is frustrating to see when it is surrounded by the narrative that live action is better or more work or more real (which is always the narrative) as opposed to an equally valid, if not more cumbersome, craft."
but ohhh my god seeing ppl break down the things wrong w lilo n stitch (cool fine yeah yes good to point those things out) and then be so Shocked abt it is making me insane. wdym you are suprised. yes disney darkening the skin of actors Is insane but why are we typing as though it is at all surprising. was i just more cynical from the get go. even ppl who agree with me going "WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?" at every shitty change is like. Girl Why are you surprised. is this for the fun of it. is this your genuine reaction are you so shocked you have to yell and flail around.
i get it is fun to be reactive and loud abt how bad a movie is. that's fine. lowkey none of this matters but whyyyy do we waste energy going WHAT WHAT YOU RUINED MY CHILDHOOD WHAT ??? Girl Hey we already know disney uses performative wokeness as a shield to do whatever they want to spend less and make more. just cuz that terribleness is visible in a movie doesn't mean that now your childhood is ruined. it doesn't have to be black and white. you enjoyed lilo and stitch as a kid when it was the original story, the company went on to reuse it as soulless corporate propoganda. shrugs. that's it. your childhood is still intact.
i get disney remakes are bad. i am very much on the side of "they are doing this purely to keep ownership or their IPs so of course they will be soulless, and as it is, adapting an animated film to live action is frustrating to see when it is surrounded by the narrative that live action is better or more work or more real (which is always the narrative) as opposed to an equally valid, if not more cumbersome, craft."
but ohhh my god seeing ppl break down the things wrong w lilo n stitch (cool fine yeah yes good to point those things out) and then be so Shocked abt it is making me insane. wdym you are suprised. yes disney darkening the skin of actors Is insane but why are we typing as though it is at all surprising. was i just more cynical from the get go. even ppl who agree with me going "WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?" at every shitty change is like. Girl Why are you surprised. is this for the fun of it. is this your genuine reaction are you so shocked you have to yell and flail around.
i get it is fun to be reactive and loud abt how bad a movie is. that's fine. lowkey none of this matters but whyyyy do we waste energy going WHAT WHAT YOU RUINED MY CHILDHOOD WHAT ??? Girl Hey we already know disney uses performative wokeness as a shield to do whatever they want to spend less and make more. just cuz that terribleness is visible in a movie doesn't mean that now your childhood is ruined. it doesn't have to be black and white. you enjoyed lilo and stitch as a kid when it was the original story, the company went on to reuse it as soulless corporate propoganda. shrugs. that's it. your childhood is still intact.
I salute the flag.
The Walk Home - Bernadett Timko , 2024.
Hungarian , b. 1992 -
Oil on paper , 23 x 25 cm.
ACT UP, 1990
sorry for liking all your posts it's because i like them
I just really like the movie
transitioning whimperlets @scrimperingwhimperlet
love my pumpkin
scary my pumpkin
"passive egression" Rough anim loop