Frighteningphallus - Sfw Blog Jumpscare

"its not safe for me to transition right now" girl have you read the news its not safe to drink milk or eat medium rare cheeseburgers or go in public without a respirator anymore stop making excuses lets get you some estrogen

ACT UP, 1990

Me 5 seconds after my corpo mandated password change: Hey did you know mandated periodic password changes aren't considered good cybersecurity practice and in fact actually weaken password security? Just a funny little fact I thought you should know.

no one talks about how ocd has updates. like you'll "get over" one thing and then a brand new horror arises because you happened to be stressed one day

movies used to have lucy liu in them

Everyone thinks they’re radicalized these days. Well start blowing shit up then

hey. does anyone know what the fuck is going on

let's become mossy with mama

my natural state of being is playing solitaire