Bruce And Dick Having An Actual Break Down Because Damian Just Told Them Then He Has Another Brother.

Jason should have come back to the manor post-lazarus pit and revealed himself as Jason Todd but not told the rest of the family that he’s also Red Hood. can you imagine how fucking funny that would be.

Nightwing: honestly! my family is fucking INSANE! i swear the only good one is my little brother, he died and came back and decided to ditch the vigilante life.

Red Hood: oh shit really?

Nightwing: honestly probably the smartest one out of all of us, he’s reading in bed while we’re all out here on stakeouts!

Red Hood: interesting. tell me more about how this brother is the best of all of you.

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Red Hood: so what are you guys getting the smart handsome not-vigilante brother for Christmas?

Nightwing, Red Robin, and Robin:

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Batman: now i need all of you to have an equal share in the clean up-

Red Hood: yeah sorry, you aren’t MY dad, so i’m gonna dip. have fun cleaning!

the funniest part is when Dick and Tim decide that since Red Hood and Jason are so similar and Red Hood CLEARLY seems to like what he hears about Jason, that they should try to set the two up.

Jason, calling Roy at 4am: i need you in Gotham within the next hour so you can dress up as Red Hood and we can pretend that I’m sleeping with myself.

Roy:

Roy: i’m gonna get caught sneaking out of your bedroom with lipstick on your helmet

Jason: this is gonna be the funniest thing we’ve ever done.

questioning if i'm a fictionkin for cassandra cain (DC) and mina ashido (mha)

(also i rlly love this roach emoji)

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every single time i go into the headspace Habit is on his goddamn phone. idek what he does on it

-Jason (NOT MIKE)

i feel like we're switching too much?? checking my SP and jason and cass keep fronting, they even blended together for a good hour and now we're blurry...

i feel so tired. i really hope we're not faking

-???

y'know what? i think im jst like... depressed or something

-Jason

JASON (💥) COME BACK... ive noticed lots of things i need you to deny!! /lh lick lick 👅

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it feels like someone is trying to talk over me (Cass). SOMEONE HERE IS BEING HOMOPHOBIC (/j)

i was making my simply plural and added the lesbian flag, someone in the back said "bisexual"

soooo... now idk what to add... am i lesbian, or bisexual?

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But actually how do you get your hair to look so nice

it's called "washing it regularly" u should try it 😌💅

why do i get so happy (LIKE BANGING MY HEAD HAPPY) and then like LOCK IN

BAHAHHAHA

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Mp100!!!!