frogbirb - Chihuahua daddy
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2 years ago

how to signal to goths in public that i am an ally friend and lover despite dressing like a camp counselor

2 years ago

Could never get a dick piercing. What if I get near a strong magnet and it rips my thang asunder

2 years ago

sorry for the delay in responding to your message. I was walking around the house with unclear intentions

2 years ago
I Was Walking Through The Toy Aisle At Target When I Found This Thing And Had A VIOLENT AND IMMEDIATE

I was walking through the toy aisle at Target when I found this thing and had a VIOLENT AND IMMEDIATE FLASHBACK to when JP first came out and they had a bunch of REALLY COOL T Rex toys that I would have sold one of my scrawny small-child limbs for but my mother wouldn’t get me one because they were “too violent and also ate people” :(

2 years ago

fanfic writers will consume a whole ass franchise and be like "that was fun, now i will proceed to do it better"

2 years ago
What The Past Couple Days Have Felt Like

What the past couple days have felt like

2 years ago
Tons More At The Source!
Tons More At The Source!
Tons More At The Source!
Tons More At The Source!
Tons More At The Source!
Tons More At The Source!
Tons More At The Source!
Tons More At The Source!
Tons More At The Source!
Tons More At The Source!
Tons More At The Source!
Tons More At The Source!
Tons More At The Source!
Tons More At The Source!
Tons More At The Source!
Tons More At The Source!
Tons More At The Source!
Tons More At The Source!
Tons More At The Source!

Tons more at the source!

2 years ago

HEY ARTISTS!

Do you design a lot of characters living in not-modern eras and you’re tired of combing through google for the perfect outfit references? Well I got good news for you kiddo, this website has you covered! Originally @modmad made a post about it, but her link stopped working and I managed to fix it, so here’s a new post. Basically, this is a costume rental website for plays and stage shows and what not, they have outfits for several different decades from medieval to the 1980s. LOOK AT THIS SELECTION:

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OPEN ANY CATEGORY AND OH LORDY–

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There’s a lot of really specific stuff in here, I design a lot of 1930s characters for my ask blog and with more chapters on the way for the game it belongs to I’m gonna be designing more, and this website is going to be an invaluable reference. I hope this can be useful to my other fellow artists as well! :)

Did you find this helpful? If you’re able, maybe buy me a coffee please? :D

2 years ago
There’s Something Different About Him…

there’s something different about him…

2 years ago

I haven’t listened to the audio, because it’s too perfect seeing characters emotionally move their mouth with tears while being completely silent.

2 years ago

HEY THIS IS IMPORTANT whats your favorite place to find drawing references?

2 years ago

My editing skills are not what they used to be but enjoy cowboy simon!


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2 years ago

if i bring a book someplace it doesn't necessarily mean i want to read it mayb i just want to take her own a walk. Get her some fresh air and a change of scenery

3 years ago
Batman: Widening Gyre (2009) #1

Batman: Widening Gyre (2009) #1

3 years ago
You Didn’t Think I Was Done With Fest, Did You?😏 Consider This The ‘bang’ In ‘out With A Bang’.  
You Didn’t Think I Was Done With Fest, Did You?😏 Consider This The ‘bang’ In ‘out With A Bang’.  
You Didn’t Think I Was Done With Fest, Did You?😏 Consider This The ‘bang’ In ‘out With A Bang’.  

You didn’t think I was done with Fest, did you?😏 Consider this the ‘bang’ in ‘out with a bang’.  

Summary: The roads a spy treads upon are treacherous lands…

Warnings: Rated M for canon typical violence etc. You know the drill. Extremely unbetaed and has not been play tested/debugged by anyone other than myself so be gentle with the rollbacks lol.

Credits: Ramine (music), Pocket Sound (sfx)

Many thanks to @q00kies and @azure7539arts for motivating me to finally get this project off the ground. 

Download

Pc

Mac

Instructions

Download the folder according to your operating system

Extract the file

Run the game application 

Enjoy the game!

Now that that’s all cleared up…

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3 years ago

found the funniest Tiktok of 2021 (so far)

3 years ago

GUYS SO THIS JUST REALLY HAPPENED!!

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OMFG?!?!?!

3 years ago

bday present i made for my friend a month ago and then never posted......... its the boys

3 years ago

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3 years ago
3 years ago

EkEk Regional Manager and Assistant TO THE EkEk Regional Manager (via)

3 years ago

What the color a character is coded/has the vibes of says about them:

Red: You either

Have an individualist complex

Moody lone wolf vibes

Loud main character energy

You’re a homosexual with a temper and poor impulse control

What The Color A Character Is Coded/has The Vibes Of Says About Them:

Green: You are either

The one in your friend group most likely to commit war crimes/get arrested

A huge fucking nerd

What The Color A Character Is Coded/has The Vibes Of Says About Them:

Yellow: There are only three types of yellow characters

Soft boys

Stable friend in the group/voice of reason

Bitches with anxiety

What The Color A Character Is Coded/has The Vibes Of Says About Them:

And finally

Purple: ... you’re a lot of things but straight isn’t one of them

What The Color A Character Is Coded/has The Vibes Of Says About Them:
4 years ago

what I really like about all these vintage couple’s portraits is that there is a very certain romatic decorum kept up – certain themes and poses – which, while of course being the mainstream preferred view of couples repeated throughout many studios, are just… so nice to look at. 

this staged affection, a mix of theatricality and intimacy, the couple holding still for a couple of moments and now immortalised in a very set sequence of embraces and kisses. there is a charm to it even when I can’t tell whether this was a genuine couple portait or just actors hired by the photographer.

the kiss on the bare shoulder (eyes perfectly averted), the cheek caress, the piano and the violin, the interrupted embrace, the woman tilted back as in a half-stopped dance…

4 years ago
100 Meet Ugly Writing Prompts For Your Ugly Writing Needs!

100 meet ugly writing prompts for your ugly writing needs!

Because people aren’t perfect. People make mistakes. Sometimes they react first and think later. Sometimes circumstances are less than ideal, but good things come from it anyway.

01.  we were set up on a blind date but it went horribly, so now you message me every time you have a good date because you think your tips will help me in the future, you ass 02.  I bought a house three months ago but I’m finally moving in and discover you’ve been squatting because you’re homeless 03.  you’re drunk in the department store I manage and you keep yelling at other customers so please come into my office while I call the cops 04.  I organize a petition to get you, the ceo, to live off of my wage for three months and since it’s getting media attention, your PR manager suggests you accept the challenge and you keep coming into my department to ask me how to do things 05.  I’m a pro-athlete at a press conference and I make a comment to my buddy about you because I forgot my mic was on 06.  in a moment of stupidity, I keyed what I thought was my ex’s car only to be surprised when you come screaming towards me 07.  I’m assigned to write a piece rounding up all the bad press that you, a famous celebrity, have been getting and you show up in my office and demand me to write a retraction and get the ‘real’ story 08.  I wrote my crush a note except I started it with ‘dear you’ and my friend stuck it into the wrong locker and now you think I have a crush on you 09. we’re strangers who meet at a bar, get drunk, and wake up to announcements of our new engagement all over our social media - what did we do??? 10.  you’ve been breaking into my car to sleep at night and I’ve let it slide because it’s been cold out but I have a date and I need you to find somewhere else (fine, go in my house/garage, I don’t care, you’re not messing this date up for me) 11.  my old dealer is moving to be with his boyfriend, so he hooks me up with you and you refuse to sell to me because I cut in front of you in line one time YEARS ago and I’m not even sure that it was me. this is ridiculous 12.  I’m working at the cash and when I ask you how your day is going, you tell me that it’s the anniversary of [something horrible] and I don’t know what to do with that information so I accidentally blurt “well hope it’s a good one!” when saying goodbye  13.  we make contact before trying to steal the last seat on the subway/bus/train and I end up in your lap and fuck you, I’m going to stay here because I’ve had a really long day and this seat was mine 14.  you caught me doing something a few weeks ago but didn’t report me and now you’re trying to blackmail me into secretly tutoring you even though you and your friends have always been assholes, no I don’t ‘owe’ you 15.  I step out of the bathroom and right into the middle of a bar fight and you punch me accidentally so I punch back on instinct

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4 years ago

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4 years ago

i hate being neurodivergent sometimes bc someone will be like "hey, check out this piece of media!" and i'm like. i would love to. unfortunately if i do i will probably become hyperfixated on it and lose my current hyperfixation and i don't want to do that bc i love my current hyperfixation :/

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