Yeonjun: Could You Be Anymore Annoying?

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Eden: Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos- Jihoon: I wrote you a poem. Eden, already crying:You did?

Chan, after being awake for 72 hours: When you've wimbled all your wombles, and you've jingled all your jongles, listen to the flimble flomble of my fûckíng tâñgęrïńě...

Chan: Jeongin, I think it's time we tell you, your donut allergy is a lie Chan: we made it up, so you'd eat healthier Jeongin: what? no, no, I'm just allergic to a lot of stuff Jeongin: bacon, donuts, chocolate, not saying thank you- Jeongin: oh no.

Hyunjin: How come you've been abnormally nice lately?

Lee Know: What do you mean?

Hyunjin: You seem nicer than usual.

Lee Know: I'll punch you in the face if you want.

Minho: Shotgun! Seungmin: Aw, but you had it on the way here Minho: No, I have a shotgun. Minho: *cocks gun* and I want to sit in the front seat

If someone could read minds all they'd head from me is 80% intrusive thoughts and 20% unintelligible screaming.

Album cover for the mini-album QUEENDOM by my kpop group IMPACT

Juji: So you like cats? Rie: Yeah. Junji: *tries to impress them by slowly pushing a glass off the table*

Felix: You've not slept in days, Chan Chan: This song won't finish itself Felix, stroking Chan's hair: You're going to leave me in bed alone? how will I ever rest, so cold in such an empty, loveless bed, without my dear darling to comfort me in his loving arms? Would you not care to warm me up? Chan: Are you trying to seduce me into sleeping Felix: Is it working