Not Being Able To Write Fanfic Because It Makes You Sad To Write About People Being Happy And In Love

Devastating anime girl legs 🥺🥺💖😔

today's han jisung of the day is: furiously taking notes

Chan: Does he make your heart beat faster? Jisung: I have anxiety bro, everything makes my heart beat faster

Felix: Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest, that just sounds nice and cozy. But if I invite you to my cabin in the woods you're going to die.

Minho: My favorite is explaining the difference between a butt dial and a booty call.

Seungmin: It's called connotations.

Jisung: Try this one on for size. "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned" vs "Sorry, Daddy, I've been naughty".

Chan: Great news! Language is now banned!

Intak: Yes, I am eating a subway sandwich for breakfast. Yes ladies, calm down, haha. I can share if you'd like.

Intak: the ladies are 300 rats that follow me around.

Jiung: They're all ladies? That seems statistically improbable.

Intak: I'm a feminist.

I thought you all should know that I showed my dad the Escape m/v and his response to the scene of Chan and Hyunjin hugging, he said "they should kiss."

This man is my wife

Jisung: when you said you were 'magic in bed,' this wasn't what I was expecting Minho, pulling a card from the deck: now, is this your card? Jisung: holy shit, it is-

Chan: Grammar crash course, "oo" words.

Hyunjin: One goose two geese.

Felix: One tooth two teeth.

Seungmin: One foot two feet.

Jeongin: One moose two meese.

Jisung: One boob two beeb.

Minho: you have 3 seconds to get your hand off of me

jisung: bu- but you asked me to hold your hand like 10 minutes ago??

Minho: yes and now the idea of you touching me makes me want to throw up

jisung: okay <3

*30 min later*

Minho: jisung why aren’t you holding my hand

Minho : What is love ?

Chan : I unfollowed some meme pages so that Felix could send me memes haven't seen before