😳

“You don’t even have a sword!”

“… I don’t need one.”

🧎🏻🧎🏻🧎🏻🧎🏻🧎🏻🧎🏻🧎🏻

Arthur’s response, probably.

Well, well, well. All the missed opportunities with an overly protective Merlin showing everyone who’s boss with his spectacular magic and Arthur just choking in the background because what do you mean this man’s voice lowers 18483 octaves when he calls his dragon?

Unfair, just unfair.

I mean, Arthur was probably like:

Arthur, whispering: Can’t believe I’m dying over here, while my manservant is hot.

Merlin, lighting up a fire without touching it: Said something?

Arthur, sweating even harder: Can’t believe I’m dying over here, while I haven’t done a squat.

And then he dies.

No, I mean, truly. He actually dies.

Have a great day.

“You are Poseidon’s son.”

“I am Sally Jackson’s son!”

YEAH YOU TELL EM PERCY FUCK A DEADBEAT DAD

Tyler Owens in one scene: “Kates from New York, can’t trust a thing she says”

Tyler Owens in the very next scene he’s in (it’s the next day): completely believes her when she says she’s getting them drinks

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