I’m Bored So I Did This, I Have More But I’ll Post Em… Tomorrow Or Something

I want to write a book called “your character dies in the woods” that details all the pitfalls and dangers of being out on the road & in the wild for people without outdoors/wilderness experience bc I cannot keep reading narratives brush over life threatening conditions like nothing is happening.

I just read a book by one of my favorite authors whose plots are essentially airtight, but the MC was walking on a country road on a cold winter night and she was knocked down and fell into a drainage ditch covered in ice, broke through and got covered in icy mud and water.

Then she had a “miserable” 3 more miles to walk to the inn.

Babes she would not MAKE it to that inn.

AU where they all band together to kill the rich guys and get matching hair dyes to celebrate uwu

I thought I posted this one but was wrong ig, a dump :P

some stranger things twitter edits! 😊💖

Given that Carmilla almost certainly gets a little tipsy herself to deal with the Vees, she's more concerned with the quantity then the drinking itself.

Rosie has tried to get Alastor to get some kind of talk therapy to see if that would pry the suggestion loose, but he just drunkenly mumbled about there already being too many people living rent free in his head to risk another.

Carmilla when the Vee's interrupt the meeting for the dozenth time to pitch a mockumentary of the Overlord's: Pass it over.

Alastor, face down on the table, so drunk he can't see straight: (pulls another completely full bottle of vodka out of his jacket and throws it across the table)

Carmilla:

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Alastor: (mumbling about the voices in his head telling him to drop everything, swoon into Vox's arms, and join the Vee's)

Rosie:

fun fact- duncan refers to people hes attracted to as ‘alright’! trust me he told me himself

Also when did mikasa and armin give up on reiner's eren, cause I think I remember it taking a loong time in the anime. Was it when he carved up his own eye they finally admitted they were over their head?

they didn’t give up on him, they just realized that he’s unfixable and so they are trying to minimize damages. they are still besties. but pls remember that eren has been unhinged all his life so although the eyeball thing was bad, they were only mildly shocked and very concerned.

the timeline where mikasa’s eren became well-adjusted was a welcomed surprise

the red guy duck guy dynamic in the tv show is bonkers. you’re my best friend we’re divorced i barely know you i see you every day of my life i wouldn’t be sad if you died i can’t imagine life without you we both suck i know everything about you you’re my family i’ve known you forever i’ve only just met you i want to leave you behind you’re part of me we’re raising a child together who we verbally abuse and also you bite him but somehow we’re still better than his biological father we share a lawyer i want you to shut the fuck up i like looking at you we’re living together in an eternal looping happy hell and sometimes we realize it but we’re too selfish and cruel and short-sighted to ever do anything meaningful about it we’re all there is we’re not really living i escaped once, in another life, and i tried to save you and i couldn’t and none of it mattered anyways

Can’t get over the fact that Team Chris had six whole people on it, two of which have an IQ of over 160, and they decided to ride a goat like this instead of just walking beside or with it

in honor of chapter 10 have more shitty slippery slopes memes

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