Disco Baby✨✨

That literally had to be the most embarrassing day of lalos life like, you bring this pretty young thing back home to show off to everybody and you spend the day all over him and getting him promotions and you have a romantic moment by the fire where you give him expensive booze...and then he tries to kill you. doesn't even give you a handy. Truly tragic.

he was hoping to get his dick sucked sooo crazy that night by the fireplace 😐 he showed him off to DON ELADIO. i think at this point killing yourself would be the least embarrassing option

in the one (1) month since i watched death note for the first time i sure have been doing a fucking posting

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a customer just came in and ordered a flat white with six (6) shots in it. for clarity thats like.. a full cup of espresso with maybe an inch of milk sitting on top. this mf is trying to meet the hat man

ace attorney is legitimately one of the funniest series out there. first game you go in fine. trial one everythings normal its exactly what you expect from a lawyer game. second trial not only does your mentor get killed but her little sister confirms that psychic powers do in fact exist and it is played completely straight for the rest of the series. fantastic.

Analog Horror (-adjacent) series you MUST check out

WARNING! IF YOU HAVE ISSUES WITH DEREALIZATION, PARANOIA AND ANXIETY, BE VERY CAREFUL WITH THESE!

Local 58 : *loads gun* Moon's haunted

Gemini Home Entertainment : *loads gun again* Solar System's haunted (Alien invasion type story. Ominous, original and great worldbuilding. Mostly documentary style)

The Mandela Catalogue : Doppelgangers, religious conspiracy, body horror. Remember, nothing is worth the risk.

The Walten Files : FNAF but like subtle. Cute art style too!

The Monument Mythos : Landmarks are sus in an alternate timeline. Also Suez Canal Crab my beloved.

Mystery Flesh Pit National Park : What if spelunking but meaty? (This one's here on tumblr and also reddit! Not quite analog horror but the vibe is there)

Happy Meat Farms/this place is not happy : Honestly best vegan propaganda i've ever seen 10/10 (LOTS OF BODY HORROR AND ANIMAL MISTREATMENT!)

The Smile Tapes :))))

YOURLOCALBREADMAN's youtube channel

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Heather attempts to apologize to Alejandro after TDWT. ;) From the “Bureau of Communications.” This was fun to fill in.

Her

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Fucking menace

my little cousin confidently declared that mother nature had a counterpart named daddy electric and i feel like this concept needs to be explored