TAKE IT TAKE IT TAKE IT

a customer just came in and ordered a flat white with six (6) shots in it. for clarity thats like.. a full cup of espresso with maybe an inch of milk sitting on top. this mf is trying to meet the hat man

Greek mythology AU Yogurt Cream as Dionysus and Lilac as Thanatos! 🤍💜

I mean, someone wanted you dead throughout your life?? Sounds like Yogurt Cream to me!

I decided to give Thanatos!Lilac some night aesthetic since he works during the night and Thanatos being Nyx's,the goddess of night,son. Sparkle wings.🌌

its the perfect post everything asked is answered

I recently found my “gold” hammer after misplacing it. It’s my favorite tool ever because it looks like a regular hammer trying to be fancy,

but then you twist both halves and unscrew it to find a flat-head screwdriver in the middle.

BUT, if you twist the very end and unscrew that

you find a phillips screwdriver.

BUT DON’T THINK THAT’S ALL THERE IS! THERE’S MORE!! unscrew the very end again to find a smaller flat-head screwdriver!

BUT THAT’S STILL NOT THE END!!

unscrew the end of this screwdriver to find a final, teeny tiny, flat-head screwdriver

look at how cute it is!

it’s like a matryoshka doll of tools.

the she-ra reboot makes this video relevant again which means we are in the best timeline

people on twitter kept saying that a lot of ex-dsmp fans moved on to f1

i like to think pure vanilla cookie doesnt wear pants a lot 

I wonder if when vox sleeps his dreams play across his face?

You mean like this?

You’re welcome.

Fucking menace