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I wanted to try my own take at a sort of "swap au " :3! though-- it's more a "role swap" than anything else, haha!
I give yall Zooble another time cuz I'm sleepyyy
the fact that shakespeare was a playwright is sometimes so funny to me. just the concept of the "greatest writer of the English language" being a random 450-year-old entertainer, a 16th cent pop cultural sensation (thanks in large part to puns & dirty jokes & verbiage & a long-running appeal to commoners). and his work was made to be watched not read, but in the classroom teachers just hand us his scripts and say "that's literature"
just...imagine it's 2450 A.D. and English Lit students are regularly going into 100k debt writing postdoc theses on The Simpsons screenplays. the original animation hasn't even been preserved, it's literally just scripts and the occasional SDH subtitles.txt. they've been republished more times than the Bible
Y’ever read something and have understanding that has eluded you interminably suddenly stop, curl up, and snuggle neatly into a fold in your brain because a new way way opened to it?
2,121,566 people are not Ashley and counting!
We’ll find you Ashley.
loki | 2x06: glorious purpose + tumblr reactions
casey being a hardened criminal and possibly kleptomaniac after being so wholesome was HILARIOUS, no notes, amazing
B 15 being a doctor?? and her being so soft and kind to that kid?? I love her, she's the best, 10/10 expected but happy
O.B. being a failed writer but also an intelliget physicist working in Caltech is AMAZING, ties in greatly with his character
MOBIUS BEING A SINGLE DAD AAAAAHHHHH HE'S SO SWEET AND KIND AND SOFT WITH HIS BOYS, LOVES HIS DEAD WIFE DESPITE HAVING MOVED ON, KIND TO LITERALLY EVERYONE ONCE AGAIN, EVEN TO LOKI WHO HE JUST MET. I'M SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP FALLING TO THE GROUND ROLLING ON THE FLOOR
Sylvie back working in McDonald's and being a regular at both the bar and a records store, yeah that's definitely so her
i need infinite money forever so i can get everyone so so so many little gifts
au where bi-han's "betrayal" was just a ruse to escape and kuai and tomas never leave the lin kuei. shang tsung loses evrything, his soul stealers, dragon army + allies so he just walks into the lin kuei one day and says he wants to join up. bi-han scoffs, cause the lin kuei "breed the best warriors in earthrealm with absolute loyalty to the clan" basically from infancy, you don't just waltz in and sign up like it's a gym membership! but shang says smth like "you'll find me quite breedable." bi-han goes silent, gives him that little eyebrow raise and just like that shang's in. everyone instantly loathes him esp kuai but ironically, bi-han who is the biggest hater (besides frost) is the only one who can seem to tolerate shang cause they're constantly validating each other's delusions of grandeur. kuai's almost always outraged at everything shang proposes cause his plans sound completely unhinged and lowkey sinister so he immediately denounces it like "father would not approve." and shang smirks and purrs "your father is not here and i do not need his approval nor yours~only that of our grandmaster~" and from then on in clan meetings he's just sitting in bi-han's lap preening while bi-han strokes him like a cat. all the lower lin kuei are confused af at this turn of events and meanwhile kuai, tomas, sektor and cyrax are all plotting several different ways to murder shang and undo whatever brainwashing he did to bi-han without lobotimizing him.
bunch of drawings I've made in june
i really liked christina and orel they're cuties
We need to embrace the fact that the tumblr userbase is aging. What’s everybody’s favorite kitchen appliance?
I needed this drag. Let’s change guys and not look back
Haven’t posted in a long while so… Here’s a small secret OPM Magical Girl AU thing I made ^^ / /
This AU is still so cute and healing, thank you @baldyborg for blessing us with it ;w; ////////////////
you ever take a uquiz and realize halfway through that you don’t respect the author and their opinion is useless to you
attack for trainwreckages!
my little cousin confidently declared that mother nature had a counterpart named daddy electric and i feel like this concept needs to be explored
Height difference (is that how you write it??)
if anyone here likes kingsai, what made you start shipping it? whats your favourite thing abt them, or any fav headcanons?
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Marvel movies have completely eliminated the concept of practical effects from the movie-watching public’s consciousness
Do you know of any games called "Royal Fashion Princess" or something along those lines? They used to be found on sites like Didigames and Games2Girls, made by Popgals.com originally, and there were multiple ones: I found one of them (where you design their bedroom) but remember other ones including the original, one where you dress them up and pair them with princes, a christmas one, a 'spring/summer garden' themed one, a spa/sauna themed one, and a school uniform themed one. I also remember other aspects of some of them: The princesses were a tanned one with short brown hair in a blue dress, a redhead in purple, a brunette in pink and maroon, a blonde in pink, and an Asian one with blue pigtails and a yellow dress, and two of the games had music: the christmas one had a pop version of Jingle Bells in a foreign language, and the school dresup one had a traditional Irish flute melody. I can;t be clearer than that, plus many of the games were labelled as things that were not the exact title and i played them so long ago I forgot what they were labelled as. Here's the only one I found: http://www.gamekidgame.com/decoration/princess_room.html
Sorry for the long post.
It's all good! Being descriptive helps me find the games easier, so thanks for that! :)
I've found quite a few Royal Fashion Princess games from third-party websites. Let me know if you want me to download them for you as well and all that :)
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theyre dating
but seriously though i’m sick and tired of those masterposts that are like “here! A reference site on Greek mythology for all your needs! Look it has all fifteen Greek gods on it!” And I’m like. tHERE WERE LIKE HUNDREDS OF FIGURES IN MYTHOLOGY YOUR CRAPPY HIGH SCHOOL LEVEL BIBLIOGRAPHY SITE MEANS NOTHING TO ME
if you want a basic outline of Greek mythology okay sure fine??? but like. if you want an extensive fucking reference site you are looking in the wrong goddamn places
as a self-declared greek mythology snob my reference site is fucking always this fucker right here. almost every single figure ever mentioned in a Greek text is on it, it has the most obscure gods, spirits, nymphs– it’s GREAT. You really wanna extend your mythological knowledge past the basic 12 and like four others? USE THEOI. plus plus PLUS everything is cited so you can actually read the source material written about whoever it is you’re looking at.
fucking signal boost this. i’m so sick and tired of writer’s helpers blogs referring people to sites with as much information you would get from opening a third grade mythology book jesus chriiiiiist
Popular Saitama my beloved
Just ate an entire pear that was so good and so juicy i started gnawing on it with both hands like an animal and the face my supervisor made when he passed by my desk while I was absolutely consumed by my pear fueled bacchanal was Something i have never seen someone look so tired and also so upset and also also so envious
I made a baby blanket for a pregnant woman at work and I went back and forth about it like “is this weird? To like hand make something for someone when we’re like friendly acquaintances not like bffs. God why are you so fucking awkward.” Anyway I gave it to her and she said she loved it and in the back of my head I’m like yea she’s nice and probably just humoring the weirdo. Well she texted me a picture this weekend of a scrunchy faced newborn at the hospital wrapped in the blanket I made her. And I’m like. Wow. She loved it so much she took it with her! To the hospital! To give birth! She wrapped her newborn it! I am just so filled with love and joy right now.
People will love the things you make them. Because you thought of them and you cared.