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¿Armando o Michel?

¿Con quién se debería haber quedado Betty?

Este segundo texto improvisado estará dedicado a responder a esta pregunta según mi parecer. El planteo surge a partir de la opinión bastante popular de que Beatriz Pinzón Solano debería haberse quedado con notre ami francés en vez de Armani Mendoza.

He visto que simplifican los personajes de ambos - sobre todo el de Armando, abstrayendo sus características a lo más básico y superficial que simplemente tiene como resultado una conclusión errónea a mi ver. Esto es, concluir que Michel era el indicado para Betty cuando realmente no conocemos mucho de su persona, solamente porque Armando tiene ciertas características que en la mentalidad de hoy en día molestan. Por ejemplo, que se muestre celoso en varias ocasiones. Hoy en día, los celos, especialmente en el hombre (porque en la mujer se hacen más "comunes"), son condenados bajo la definición de tóxico y listo, es un tipo que no quieres tener cerca por eso. Armando actualmente es el típico tóxico, no hay aparentemente nada que discutirle a eso. Pero, ejem, sí que lo hay.

Empecemos por dejar claro que antes de que la protagonista apareciera en la vida del presidente de Ecomoda, él estaba bastante descarrilado. Se había comprometido con Marcela, una mujer por quien sentía cariño pero realmente no la amaba por lo que le era inmensamente infiel. Había presumido de unas metas que no analizó bien antes, su orgullo y vanidad eran demasiado importantes para él y esta combinación resultó en errores, uno tras otro. Vivía en un ambiente de ostentación, riqueza, belleza y superficialidad. Rodeado de modelos altamente cotizadas, con la tentación constantemente en su cara pero sin poder sentir nada profundo con nadie. Cuando Betty aparece en su empresa, él la recibe y de a poco va cayendo en todo el talento que ella tiene y cuánto valor conlleva contar con una persona como ella al lado. No obstante, el contraste entre ella y las demás mujeres del ámbito en el que él se movía era por demás complicado de desarmar, ¿cómo le quitas a alguien una mentalidad que se ha forjado por tanto tiempo? Finalmente lo logra, aunque evidentemente le lleva su tiempo. Quizás Michel no tenía todo esto contexto sobre él, no lo sabemos porque no se ahonda mucho en su historia, sólo podemos decir que es francés y que hace un par de años que vive en Colombia, enamorado de Cartagena. Pero eso es todo. Sin embargo, eso es lo que más tiene importancia en el personaje de Armando. Que sufre un cambio estructural, que va desenredando muchos de sus nudos de a poco y esto es desencadenado en parte por la misma Betty.

Es muy fácil decir que se debería haber quedado con Michel cuando te lo muestran un par de capítulos, no lo conoces mucho y todo lo que se revela de él es superficial e idealizado. Nunca lo vemos cometer un error al francés, siempre actúa perfectamente pero su participación es escasa. Incluso, le presenta una oferta invaluable sólo para que la historia nos demuestre que Michel podría haberle ofrecido el paraíso a ella pero esto jamás se hubiera comparado a todo lo que Armando significaba para la protagonista. Porque a pesar de lo bello que la habrían pasado en Cartagena, de fiesta y cerca del mar, todo lo que quieras, Armando como tal había llegado más allá de todo eso. Esto porque el hijo de los Mendoza no había sido el único en cambiar, sino que Betty también lo había hecho y en parte había sido gracias a él.

Armando es quien ayuda a Beatriz a tener un cambio estructural también, a cambiar su actitud ante la vida, a redescubrir su sexualidad, a tener más fuerzas que antes... Michel por otro lado, es quien observa un poco de todo ese proceso, es el espectador pero de una parte, ni siquiera de su totalidad. Una desventaja con la que corre Michel Doinel es que Betty no llega a tener mucho contacto con él más que un abrazo y gratificantes momentos. En cambio, Armando implica todo lo demás.

¿Qué mejor que estar acompañada de alguien que te ha ayudado a crecer y que tú también lo hayas hecho con él? Me parece que el final para ambos es el más adecuado. Armando empieza siendo el más "defectuoso" de los dos y eso se nota. De todas formas, nunca es un despiadado sin remordimientos como su mejor amigo. Es débil de carácter, lo que lo lleva a cometer graves errores pero su trato no es comparable a lo que hacen otros personajes constantemente con Betty, quienes ni siquiera se dan cuenta de lo que están haciendo mal.

Aparte, tengamos en cuenta que una de las cosas que más le dolió al moscorrofio es que Armando haya sentido asco por ella en la intimidad y que solamente lo hubiera hecho para salvar su empresa. Sabemos que Armando no la veía bonita ni alguien a quien deseara besar precisamente pero también sabemos que de a poco sus prejuicios se van soltando hasta buscar sus besos activamente incluso y que, cuando hacen el amor, nunca habla de esto como algo que le diera asco ni nada por el estilo, sino más bien con ternura y culpa. Quien dice esto es Mario Calderón, un caso completamente aparte. Con respecto a que su motivación haya sido la de salvar al empresa es verdad, así comienza pero poco después se desvirtúa todo y ya ni siquiera le importa esto.

Por otro lado, la personalidad de Armando no vuelve a ser la misma de antes, excepto en lo que gritarle a los empleados respecta. Pero no repite el trato que le tenía a Marcela y a las demás mujeres con Betty o Alejandra Zing. Cambia su forma de abordar a la mujer, va formando un nuevo respeto que antes no tenía (por ejemplo, no habla del cuerpo de Betty como sí lo hacía de todas las mujeres con las que se acostaba antes, hace respetar a Alejandra Zing frente a la forma lasciva que tiene su amigo de hablar de ella). Nunca le es infiel a Betty, ni la maltrata (eso se puede ver en la secuela llamada Ecomoda) y su vida se endereza casi que por completo.

¿Es Armando tóxico? Habría que definir bien qué es ser tóxico, porque cada uno entiende cosas distintas. Pero podemos empezar por cosas que universalmente están mal, por ejemplo espiar a Betty (que lo hace un par de veces y que también lo hace Marcela, de hecho Beatriz también escucha conversaciones privadas y descubre la carta abriendo un paquete que no era para ella - es decir el espionaje es una herramienta de la novela para que los personajes se enteren de cosas así que es algo que en sí mismo haría tóxicos a todos los que forman parte de ésta), perseguirla (que si mal no recuerdo lo hace cuando ella vuelve de Cartagena y es porque quiere contarle su verdad y que ella realmente lo escuche, cosa que nunca logra porque no le cree, recién cuando Marcela habla con ella es que entiende esto, pero vamos, que no es un perseguirla por ser acosador no más, sino porque siente que le debe una explicación sincera y que ella no quiere recibir), leer su diario íntimo (obviamente está mal aunque al momento de leerlo no lo hace con picardía o desconsideración, de hecho todo lo contrario, cada página le duele y le sirve para dimensionar el daño que le causó a su Betty), pelear con Nicolás Mora porque para él se estaba aprovechando de ella - lo cual implicaba que su empresa también estaba en peligro puesto que pensaba que quería convencer a Beatriz de robársela y que solo "la estaba enamorando" por eso, no recuerdo más cosas pero si hay más las agregaré. Cuestión que si tenemos todo esto en cuenta en un análisis rápido podríamos decir sí, che, Armando es un culiado re tóxico pero si realmente lo sopesamos, cada cosa tiene un motivo y la maldad no es su motor para hacer las cosas. Ni siquiera la posesión de Betty lo es, o eso creo yo cuando veo la forma en que realiza estas acciones cuestionables.

De todas formas, todas estas cualidades negativas de Armando sirven a la trama y es necesario que sea alguien defectuoso para que la historia tenga eso que la haga interesante. Al mismo tiempo que es necesario que evolucione para que nosotros podamos decir que merece a la protagonista. Si Armando se hubiera construido como un Michel más, vaya bodrio. Aparte de que no podría existir alguien perfecto como el francés, en algún momento tendríamos que haberlo visto ese lado sucio a él y en ese caso, este análisis hubiera tenido más valor y hubiera sido más difícil de escribir.

Do u know those "and it was all a dream" AUs where some character wakes up at the begging of a story with all the acknowledge of what's to come? I can't stop thinking of that with Armando, I just can't help but wonder what'd he do differently, how he'd react to being engaged again to Marcela and Betty not in love with him yet, his daughter not being born yet. Like, what'd he do? Do you have any hc for that?

Also, porqué carajo hablo en inglés jajaja

Omg nooo, I had never heard of that but it's super interesting!

There's two paths that could happen:

1) Armando chooses to do everything differently, but with the fear of not achieving the same results

2) Chooses to do it all the same.

I think Armando would choose the first one, because by the end of the novela, Armando is much less selfish and truly sees for Betty's wellbeing above his own and everything else.

The biggest thing here is that by the time the novela starts, Armando had alreadh presented his proposal and basically won the presidency with it, therefore, he can't change it. If he were to gathet the Board to admit thay he KNOWS tbe proposal is flawed, he could lose the presidency and Daniel would get it. Now, as we know, After-ending Armando doesn't care about losing the presidency (he knows Betty is better suite for it and admires her for that) but the thing is that if he were to admit the flaws and Daniel were to be president right now, Betty would never be hired. Thus, they would never get close. The only solution is repeating what he did before: take the presidency under an extremely flawed proposal and defend it with teeth and nails.

It's not easy for him. He is now a changed man, and he doesn't want to defend his awfuk proposal and be an ego-driven egoistic man again, but he has to in order to assure the presidency.

The hardest part is consciously bettaying his dad's trust.

One thing he absolutely will change, is that wouldn't get engaged with Marcela, both because he knows he doesn't want her (he wants his wife!) And because it's totally useless. His reasoning in the novela was becuase she was "lo mejorcito" and because he wanted to prove "maturity" to his parents. Now knowing rverything that will happen, he knows both of those reasons were idiotic and empty.

He obviously has to break up with Marcela soon, but doesn't know how or when. It was extremely difficult to leave her last time, and he dreads to think that that whole thing will repeat: the crying, the begging, the empty promises, the facing of awful truths.

He would probably be waiting for the right moment, but meanwhile, he'd totally stop sleeping with her. As well as with all the models, ofc.

Mayyybe he'll try to treat her a little nicer (remember he admits feeling bad for all that happened with her, also as a way to compensate not sleeping with her) but even with all thay he's changed, Marcela still has a gift to make him lose his temper.

Also, he'd refuse to hire Patricia. He doesn't care about keeping his relationship with Marcela, therefore, he has no reason to hire Patricia, especially knowing how much Patricia bullied his wife.

Marcela would throw a biiiig fit over this, but Armando would remain unmoved.

The new issue here would be that Betty would now get a desk in the hallway, far away from him... he'll miss her presence, but she never belonged in a dark and humid closet. She never deserved to be hidden, and he was never truly embarrassed about her appearance.

His willingness to put her in the hallway where she could be seen would also put him in trouble with his parents, bjt once again, he doesn't care. (Remember Roberto and Margarita criticized Betty's image the first time they met her and argued that she was giving Ecomoda a bad reputation)

His friendship with Mario will also immediately go stiff as soon as he sees him. ((As always I'm ignoring Ecomoda, therefore the last that this Armando knew of Mario was when he quit after Armando hit him for reading Betty's diary.))

Mario would immediately notice Armando's sudden change with him (cuz Armando is super easy to read lol) and so would Marcela.

However the biggest red flag for them both is Armando's reaction to Betty. Armando is soooo bad at hidding his emotions, that Mario quickly noticed how he gets incredibly irritated and even shuts him up every time Mario wants tk joke about Betty's appearence.

Of course, Mario constantly teases him about having a crush on her, and he just changes topic.

Armando tries to tolerare Calderón, and even sometimes do really enjoy his presence, but tries not to fall for this fake friendship. He needs Calderón for all the sketchy stuff they'll do in order to "try to fulfill the business goals"

Armando obviously is super nice and sweet to Betty (as much as a boss can, of course!) And after just a couple of weeks, he raises her to assistant position. This time, he raises her salary as well. It is at this point that he realizes that he does need a secretary... and unfortunately, no one else hired the little sea lion, so she ends up as his secretary nonetheless.

It's a big defeat, but at least he was able to spare Betty a few weeks of bullying...

Also, as soon as Olarte is out, Armando gives Betty his office. This time, she has to accept it because now Patricia is going to use the regular secretary desk and the old closet never became an office, so she's happy to accept it.

The only thing here is that even though Armado was able to get rid of Patricia for a few weeks, Marcela is wayyy worse now with Betty.

Tqlking about Marcela, she is now in a big dilemma: Armando no longer sneaks out so she's sure that he doesn't have a mistress, but he is also refusing sex. The night when she dressed up as an executioner remains one of the most humiliating nights of her life, because he stood his ground firmly and didn't cede. He rejected her sexual advances and said he'd wait for her to get changed to talk. She felt so ridiculous and humiliated.

She doesn't understand what is going on, but she’s incredibly frustrated and angry, constantly snapping, and most of her anger is directed towards Betty.

Betty is absolutely in love with Armando since he always defends her, of course.

Also, Armando tries to leave subtle hints that he likes her, even though he knows she won't be able to tell. The day she decorates his office when he came back from a trip, this time he notices it and thanks her for it. Since he knew she was going to do that, he also brought her a little present (just a littlw and cheap souvenir, nothing extravagant because that would be too suspicious)

Anyways, most things go the same way, except that by the time Mario suggests to Armando make Betty fall in love with him, Betty and him have been secretly dating for a while lol as if this dude were to be able to keep his hands off her more than a coupleof months lol (also he misses his daughter so he kinda wants to rush things lol)

Obviously, Calderón never knows about this. Armando now trusts nothing personal with him, but Mario is still implicated in the qhole scheme of Terramoda.

Therefore, thwre is never a Letter of Instructions. Calderón is fooled into believing they aren't lovers, and he thinks Armando is simply having a weird crush thay for some reason refuses to act on it (e,cept that Armando IS acting on it lol)

There is no Le Noir dinners, expensive clothes for Nicolás, purposeful jealousy, nothing.

Also, since there is no Mercedes, Nicolas and Patricia never get together.

The only reason he hasn't broken up with Marcela is because he doesn't want to risk anything that vould possibly vhange the outcome of Betty becoming President. So, Marcela and him remain together publicly, but there's no intimacy. He dreads kissing her, as he feels like he is cheating on Betty.

That is also tbe only reason why he continued the business proposal. He knows Betty would never have a chance of becoming president if it's not under difficult circumstances.

Everything falls down furing the board meeting. This time, it is Daniel who uncovers them. Betty is fired. Armando feels awful about putting her through all this, especially because he knew Daniel was going to uncover them (remember in the novela Daniel was going to the board meeting with that intention)

Marcela also discovers about the affairs that same fay, when Betty cleans her office and is about to leave. Just like in the novela, Betty puts all her stuff in a trashbag and wants to make it seem like it's just trash (not out of disgust like in the novela, here she does it because she doesn't want anyone finding out the stuff and discovering the relationship. Remember there isn't a letter nor a betrayal)

The scene is INTENSE because when Marcela finds out the truth, Betty also breaks down and begs forgiveness ans all that. Remember she isn't full of spite here and feels terrible about being a mistress.

When Marcela slaps her for her "descaro", Betty takes it.

Now if you're thinking the whole Cartagena thing didn't happen here, you are WRONG. Armando makes sure that she "coincidently" meets with Catalina there (Armando sends Betty there under the excuse of "shielding her" for a while), and becomes her assistant.

Cata helps Betty much like how she did in the novela, except this Betty's wounds are only about the breaking of her morals, the betrayals she committed to the Pinzon and Mendozas families, all that. No broken hearts.

In fact, Armando told her if she needed some time to disconnect from it all, that she did, and he'd wait for her return. He insists she do, that it'll be good, and she eventually accepts.

Obviously ghe whole French man thing goes a little different. When Michel tries to kiss her, she apologizes profusely for "misleading him" and tells him she has a relationship

He accepts it well.

Cata does help Betty change physically. It takes a lot, but Betty eventually understand she feels that way because she feels she isn't worthy due to her insecurities, which comes mainly from the idea that she's ugly.

Cata convinces her to try something new.

Betty returns from Cartagena as a changed woman, like in the novela.

Also, Marcela and Armando never get back together. Armando never goes to that bar to get killed, and he doesn't drink like in the novela

Now this all obviously affect him, but he tries to remain firm because he knows it is temporary and that the business will be well when Betty takes it over.

The hardest moment is when Betty leaves and goes NC with him during Cartagena, because he almost feels like he is back in that nightmare when she thought his love for her was fake... so he has to constantly reassure himsekf that it is not like that at all, that they are well, that she’s fine, that he didn't break her heart this time, and that she's healing and improving herself in Cartagena.

Obviously all this past year has been very difficult for him constantly feeling like he's going crazy, but he knows it is all temporary, and that (along with Betty) is what keeps him grounded.

His primary motivation to keep it together is the promise of eventually being back to his old life with his wife, and to see his daughter again.

Betty becomes president and Nicolás starts officially working at Ecomoda (it is onky at this moment that him and Patricia officially meet)

There is obviously no big reconciliation, because they never fought.

Michel doesn't come back.

Idk how or when does Mario leave, lol my brain wrnt dead.

Oh and btw, Armando becomes official with Betty as soon as she comes back. There is nothing holding them back anymore.

(About Nicolas and Patricia, it didn't work out, like in the novela, but it took Nicolás a little longer to figure it out because since there was never a "false rich thing", Patricia never shows her true colors...)

The end.

Brain is ded.

Tadaaa, those are my hcs lol what do you thkn🥰??

Also, idk, a mí me encanta hablar en ingles jajajaja

La parte donde, ya habiendo Betty encontrado la carta y estando en plan vengativa, el día donde terminan yendo al Mesón de San Diego, Mario le dice a Armando que la lleve a un antro escondido. Armando le comenta que ahora ella no está para sus cosas y Mario le dice que eso no va a durar siempre y que no se tiene que acostumbrar.

Esto último se me hace bastante forzado pues es para que Betty los escuche y confirme una vez más la carta de Mario en las acciones de ellos dos. Mario, sabiendo que podría perder la empresa y que, para que eso no pase, tiene que tratarla bien, no le hubiera sugerido eso.

Es un gesto que termina siendo bastante tonto para que lo sugiera el mismísimo Calderón.

Things Armando Wouldn’t have Done

I see a lot of people saying that, at the end, Armando didn’t change. I here want to present a few things that Initial Armando (the one we are shown at the beginning of the show) would have never done, and Final Armando (the one showed after the Board Meeting; just taking into account ysblf, as always), absolutely did:

Giving up the presidency willingly and accepting there was someone much better prepared to lead the business. Initial Armando. Armando wanted the presidency above all else. It was not only his “right” as a heir, but also the thing that his parents (particularly Roberto) valued the most. His desperation to cling onto the presidency was a mixture of ego for himself, and a need for his parents’ approval. It was both an entitled “I deserve this” and a desperate “I need this”. He saw his father’s approval in a good presidency, and was not willing to give that chance up, to the point that he held on so thight that he broke everything. Yet, after everything that happened with Betty, he understood SHE was what the business really needed. He needed to have his ego destroyed for this, that’s true, but he dtill stood up for Betty’s presidency multiple times, accepting she was way better than him.

Hit and get rid of Mario Calderón. This might not sound like a big deal, but it truly is. Mario Calderón was Armando Mendoza’s puppeteer. He was constantly messing with Armando’s head, putting ideas and plotting plans that all they did was bury Armando’s chances of happiness deeper into the ground. Mario Calderón was a manipulative a-hole who enjoyed making fun of Armando’s pain. An yet, he was algo Armando's only friend. His better-than-loneliness. It took Armando a long time to realize this, and that loneliness was definitely better than a "friend" who throws you under the bus if it benefits him, but he eventually did and got rid of him. Getting rid of this dependent, toxic friendship is a huge step.

Rejecting Alejandra. Alejandra Zing was everything Armando Mendoza always claimed to look for in a partner (and also unconsciously looked for). She was beautiful, smart, kind, of good socioeconomic class, funny and had great chemistry with Armando. She made Armando’s good side bloom. And yet, he rejected all his chances with her because he only loved Betty. He knew Alejandra liked him, and exactly because he respected her and learned to respect women (beautiful and ugly alike), that he was clear in his intentions of keeping only a nice friendship. We all know initial Armando would have absolutely gone with her.

Forgiving Marcela. This one is so important. Armando and Marcela's relationship was built on many things (compromise, appearences, dependency, fear, clinginess, etc) but not love. It was a horrible relationship that turky got the worst aspects of both of them out, constantly hurting each other as a way to shield themselves from further harm as well as a way to channel their own resentment. They were stuck together and brainwashed into believing that it was the best. It wasn't. They both became abusive, and constantly abused the other. When Armando breaks up with Marcela, he is letting go of the resentment, the harm he did to her, the dependency, the fear of loneliness-- but he's also forgiving her from all the harm she did to him. Marcela abused him emotionally and sexually throughout the whole show, possibly for years. The Initial Armado handled this through further harming her and resenting her. Final Armando understood this was only damaging them both, understood that her actions also came from a place of hurt (just like his), and forgave her for the abuse se inflicted on him.

Obviously, loving and respecting a woman regardless of her appearence. I don't think this needs much explanation. The love that you ca see in him the day after their second night speaks for itself. The way he retreated and respected her boundaries during Betty's collection launch also speaks volumes.

Armando’s final changes were a bit abrupt and were cut short, I agree. The novela should have furthered them, but unfortunately it couldn't due to time. Yet, Armando’s changes are evident. I understand so much eskepticism since real people most of the time don't change, but in this fictional novela, Armando clearly did.

It’s not a bad ship, I rather like it myself, but why do you like Kingtama? Like hat about it appeals to you?

oh, anon.. what a question you have asked me. brace yourself

First off their interactions are funny (and if a ship can’t be funny I generally don’t care about it) but they’re not without the possibility for serious depth between them, like when they talked about Saitama’s loneliness and goals for the future

Also I find their history of Saitama saving King before either of them were pro heroes to be romantic..little did they know…….. 

I feel like King’s the character that understands Saitama best out of everyone (and obviously Sai is the same about King with knowing his secret) like he respects and admires Sai’s strength without putting him on a pedestal, and he recognizes Sai’s faults without losing respect for him. King knows where they both are in the world and what Saitama can do but they’re still able to be friends and have fun together

((this is reaching and I know it but I’d just like to say.. about this panel 

when I saw it I thought “what since when is he enthusiastic” and maybe it’s just an off translation but also.. maybe.. he’s enthusiastic when he’s around king so king’s impression of him is an upbeat guy.. cause   hes happy around king))

and while I know totally well none of this is like “so they MUST be dating” this is all stuff I really like in ships! I like characters who enjoy each others company and make each other better people by being together.. sai’s getting out of his comfort zone with king and king is becoming braver with sai’s support.. I love it

their canon relationship makes a really good setup for a slow burn thing yknow.. it’s not like it’ll happen but if it DID it could feel really natural. and for impatient people like me there’s always sudden friends w benefits developments for fic stuff.

Speaking of fic, I also just really like writing for king, and I’m a fandom bicycle type of person so saitama has to be there, so I naturally really like writing kingtama even if I wasn’t as into the ship as I am. lol

I could continue but I’ll end this here with one last important point: him      big

Sai Ship Challenge Day 16 - Hammerhead ((and paradisers))

AU where Sai finds them first

Sai Ship Challenge Day 17 - Bang

If you didn’t expect a sugar baby joke then you haven’t been following me long

I realize Saitama's hero suit has sentimental value to him, but if you were to redesign it, what changes would you make?

Thank you for your question, Anon-san.

In reality, I would not change my Saitama’s costume at all. 

Back when he was just my sensei, he told me the story of how he came to own such a costume, and how important it is to him. Therefore I would not change it.

However, hypothetically, I would make several changes.

In General: 

I would use modern stretch textiles in order to allow him greater ease of movement whilst also reducing bagging, which presently leads to snags and tears and necessitates repairs.

Front:

At the front of the costume, I would install a ‘window’ at the chest, to allow better airflow between my Saitama’s body and the fabric itself. It will allow him to feel the cool breeze against his chest, which will make him more comfortable when he becomes sweaty with exertion. 

Next, I would remove the legs of the costume. Saitama often eats lunch whilst on patrol, and has a habit of spilling things on his thighs. If there is nothing on his thighs to spill food on, he will avoid stains. 

To compensate for the lack of leg in his costume, I would exchange his current boots for thigh-high boots made of a particular extremely stretchy leather-look textile that Dr Kuseno has developed (presently it is only available in black, though I’m sure Dr Kuseno can make it in red). 

The robustness of this textile lowers the risk of tears and friction-related wear. 

Back:

The back of my Saitama’s costume would, effectively, be absent from shoulders to just below the waist. Saitama’s cloak covers this area most of the time, so an absence of costume immediately against his back means we can economise on fabric usage. The bareness would allow him better ease of movement and reduce overheating during the warmer months.

In Summary:

Short, tight, and revealing efficient.

ive been wanting to make this joke for months

you got it wrong, genos

Seven of Saitama

Bonus

slightly older giorno with his hair down… 

wouldn’t it have been funny if light fr was not kira

dumb giorno comics

Armando"puppy eyes" Mendoza

Her

Original/Reference

tha h-bombs (everyone cheers)

I keep accidentally slamming my boyfriend's head with the fridge door, and one of these days it's going to hit hard enough to leave a mark and I'll have a hell of a time explaining how the fuck you do something like that by accident.

My roommate (the one who hates septum piercings so much they make her gag) thinks my art is the most disgusting and ugly shit on the planet, and every time I announce that I've sold a piece or gotten into a show, she makes the kind of facial expression you'd expect of someone eating chili at a live autopsy and says, "I'm glad you're having fun! :)"

stopppppp im going to pass away just thinking abt this

bi thoughts

its the perfect post everything asked is answered

seduce me with ur history knowledge 

this one time I ran a red light on mistake and I didn’t notice it was red until it was too late so I just ran the light screeching like an angry pterodactyl the entire time

a cop was at the intersection so he pulled me over and when he came up to my window he was wheezing cause he was laughing so hard and he said

“ok so i know you ran a red light and that’s really bad and you should never do it again but i’m not gonna give you a ticket cause that was the funniest thing i’ve ever seen and my partner can’t get out of the car cause he’s laughing so hard he’s about to pee himself”

i forgot that i’d had my window open when i ran the red light and the cop told me that all he heard from my car was this really high-pitched “screeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEAAAHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhh”

and that’s how i got out of getting a ticket for running a red light

gummy lamas

You’re welcome.

the she-ra reboot makes this video relevant again which means we are in the best timeline