Does Alvin Feed You?¿

people who have wronged me should Explode every time they try to even think my name

buisinesses mislabeling their job offers in databases gives so much unintentional comedy, I just searched under "no experience needed" and "no degrees needed" and it gave me a job opening for 'dentist'. Like sure I'll have a go, give me the pliers

i can't have beef with the power of friendship trope because if someone wanted to hang out with me i'd probably reconsider my stance on turning the city into the 10th circle of hell

huh.

hey uh the devil told me to be more social if i’m gonna stay on earth instead of moving on so um. hello Adult I Don’t Know im golden freddy fnaf real

@g0ldenbear

Hello golden Freddy! What's the devil like are they cool?

“i have taught you well.”

"Cassidy?..." Her companion tugged her arm

@bear-bitten

hey, ev.

please lord im only 7

godspeed soldier

going to fazbeaes pizzarea. it isn't far.

-- @techfangz

bro get out of the lake you don’t know what’s in there

i am literally not even human like i have to be a creature of some sort. like a horse. or a dvd player