G0ldenbear - Funniest Dead Child This Side Of Utah

Man, the flesh sucks. I'm gonna abandon it for the machine.

going to fazbeaes pizzarea. it isn't far.

-- @techfangz

bro get out of the lake you don’t know what’s in there

(He sniles so sneetly.)

"Cassidy?..." Her companion tugged her arm

@bear-bitten

hey, ev.

oh yeah forgot to post these guys

for when you're definitely very normal about Things

ummmm.....too late.

going to fazbeaes pizzarea. it isn't far.

-- @techfangz

bro get out of the lake you don’t know what’s in there

on one hand. is basing a horror franchise off of these horrific tragedies insensitive. Yes. on the other hand they turned me into a marketable plushie and i need it in my arms Nyeow.

it’s literally me why can’t i have it

Can't decide whether it's funnier to say "my hungry ass could never work at a" and then say something that implies you're eating something truly grotesque or something that just, makes no sense

i 💛 posting sm.......rip evan charlie susie jeremy fritz and gabriel you would’ve loved it too

“um, okay. who?”

"Cassidy?..." Her companion tugged her arm

@bear-bitten

hey, ev.