G0ldenbear - Funniest Dead Child This Side Of Utah

YOU WILL NEVER ESCAPE ME NOT EVEN WHEN YOU ARE ASLEEP

every day cecil tells me some shit about his brother like. “well he used to make me play knife tag (tag except he chased me around the house with a knife) but i feel like a bad person if i don’t forgive him” bitch!! Bitch!!! where’s your fucking rage where’s your anger RISE RISE RISE

Ebenezer Scrooge: Goes outside

500 Muppets: There goes Mr Asshole! There Goes Mr Bitch!

“...don’t do that.”

"Cassidy?..." Her companion tugged her arm

@bear-bitten

hey, ev.

NUH UH

WHY AM I NOT IN THE RACING GAME

i love saying “you mean it’s… *GULP*…. LOST MEDIA?!?” whenever something goes missing . YOU MEAN FRY I DROPPED ON THE FLOOR IS LOST MEDIA??????? YOU MEAN MY KEYS ARE LOST MEDIA

masking isnt enough anymore i need a powerful amulet

i 💛 posting sm.......rip evan charlie susie jeremy fritz and gabriel you would’ve loved it too

i can't have beef with the power of friendship trope because if someone wanted to hang out with me i'd probably reconsider my stance on turning the city into the 10th circle of hell