G0ldenbear - Funniest Dead Child This Side Of Utah

we do need to revisit the wording of "you can't have your cake and eat it too" because i don't think it clearly enough conveys that it's more that you can't simultaneously retain a cake and also get to consume it (which would render you cakeless). for years i was like But why not....it's my cake....?

Just an amazing UI

o.k. yay i’ll tell eva to not bite your skull

going to fazbeaes pizzarea. it isn't far.

-- @techfangz

bro get out of the lake you don’t know what’s in there

internet ransom note where instead of magazine letters it’s just jpgs of letters found on google

Hey if a guy's leitmotif starts building up again but this time it's got like a church choir chanting in Latin it's because he's decided to cool it and be friends right

"CHARACTER SWEEP!!!!" isn't a statement. it is a battle cry

ok well it has been real but i am going to kill you with a hammer now

cassidy fnaf has logged on .

I DON’T i don’t have a camera :( i access tumblr thru the power of agony alone

fuck yessss spiderposting.....they’re like everywhere in the back room, i’ve named them

@g0ldenbear

pleeeease tell me you have pictures that's so cute