Last night I had a dream I woke up to find that my house had been turned into a Smart House with every wall being a digital screen including the roof so I could see it even laying on bed and the Siri voice said “Don’t worry. You are perfectly safe in your Apple Smart Home™️” knowing I have a BIG phobia of intruders especially at night and it continued with “Let’s explore the neighborhood from the comfort of your home” so it opened google maps and accidentally zoomed past a shitty jpeg of the girl from The Ring standing outside my house and it said “ignore that”. woke up laughing
Gabriel: Zoinks! Jeremy: Yikes! Susie: Jeepers! Fritz: Jinkies! Cassidy: FUCK
(He sniles so sneetly.)
"Cassidy?..." Her companion tugged her arm
@bear-bitten
hey, ev.
Sorry little guy but i defeat you in one wicked strike
oh yeah forgot to post these guys
for when you're definitely very normal about Things
...what the hell? why would he say that? it- it’s not your fault your dad is...the monster he is.
"Cassidy?..." Her companion tugged her arm
@bear-bitten
hey, ev.
"or other undisclosed dumb crud I hate. you will be shot on sight." That's an insanely nonspecific set of boundaries to put something so shitty as a repercussion, what the HELL is wrong with you dude?
do you think I have real hitmen on my payroll
"CHARACTER SWEEP!!!!" isn't a statement. it is a battle cry
Golden Freddy (Fnaf) stimboard
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