G0ldenbear - Funniest Dead Child This Side Of Utah

i’m stuck in bumfuck NOWHERE utah in ONE building. like i think if i went outside during the day my eyes would burn out

fuck yessss spiderposting.....they’re like everywhere in the back room, i’ve named them

@g0ldenbear

pleeeease tell me you have pictures that's so cute

google can dead person get tested for autism

google can 7 foot tall decrepit animatronic bear get tested for autism

google please

we do need to revisit the wording of "you can't have your cake and eat it too" because i don't think it clearly enough conveys that it's more that you can't simultaneously retain a cake and also get to consume it (which would render you cakeless). for years i was like But why not....it's my cake....?

"Cassidy?..." Her companion tugged her arm

@bear-bitten

hey, ev.

What could he possibly Fucking want.

got killed. 40th anniversary this year 🎉 oh mygod i am 53 years old

fuck yessss spiderposting.....they’re like everywhere in the back room, i’ve named them

@g0ldenbear

pleeeease tell me you have pictures that's so cute

utah. and i can’t leave utah this is basically hell

fuck yessss spiderposting.....they’re like everywhere in the back room, i’ve named them

@g0ldenbear

pleeeease tell me you have pictures that's so cute

GIRL WHAT! IS! YOUR! PROBLEM! i know she’s british but like????

going to fazbeaes pizzarea. it isn't far.

-- @techfangz

bro get out of the lake you don’t know what’s in there