The Spirit Of Diogenes Is Alive And Well

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Reblog to show your blog is a safe space, or don't, no bad vibes your way if you don't wanna reblog <3

actually what are your new year’s resolutions pls put them in the tags so i can be nosy

This is the most evil Joltik I've ever seen

Got jump scared by a roach at work today, I decided I deserved to treat myself. NEW HYPERFIXATION BAYBEEE

estrogen will not turn you into your mom, it will turn you into yourself. now everyone shut the fuck up

Me in 10 days after top surgery

And for my next trick I will stay up all night long sitting perfectly still

I freaking know Emmet and Ingo have this hung up in their station

When BoJack Horseman (2014-2020) said "you can't keep doing shitty things and then feel bad about yourself like that makes it ok. you need to be better" and "all we have are the connections we make" and "I really should've thought about the view from halfway down" and "sometimes you have to take responsibility for your own happiness" and "you do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around, you turn yourself around, THAT'S what it's all about" and "things have to get worse before they can get better" and "in real life, the big gesture isn't enough, you need to be consistent" and "if we hadn't met each other until now, we wouldn't be the people we are now" and, my personal favourite, "every day it gets a little easier, but you gotta do it every day, that's the hard part, but it does get easier".

They made the New Yorkers British ?!