Gap-tooth - 🧶

putting an episode of bob's burgers on each time I'm eating like a medieval king calling for his jester at each supper

DERRY GIRLS, 3.01

just gonna say it: i despise spongebob & patrick. the only character i have any sympathy for is squidward. at least plankton has some passion for his work, mr krabs is a dirty capitalist exploiter. 

There are so many stories about animals like cows, dogs, penguins, dophins ect have best friends so ... it's not even our species, life means to have meaningful relationships with others (and even between species!)

zany to me how these um actually nihilists like to pretend that "um actually love/friendship/cooperation/kindness isn't real bc we evolved that way to benefit ourselves as a species..." um YES? that's also where tool use comes from? that's where cooking comes from? am i supposed to think social bonds & tool use & cooking aren't "real" because they evolved over time instead of appearing fully formed from the ether?

sorry u can't enjoy things. im a superior being twirling a fork in my bowl of delicious noodles whilst staring in adoration at the world

Jerry plot: I want to fuck this girl but I forgot the name of her dog.

George plot: Steinmeier wants me to bring peace to the middle east or I'll get fired!

Kramer plot:

Muppet Pride and Prejudice this, Muppet Pride and Prejudice that. Nobody sees my vision of Muppet Wuthering Heights.

the way that abed will just randomly drop the most real and true fucking lines about the experience of being neurodivergent that actual shows that are purposefully trying to represent neurodivergent people can’t even get close to matching

like.

“everybody wants to help me. but usually when they realize they can’t, they get frustrated and stop talking to me.”

WTF?? literally yeah??? this line just makes me feel so fucking seen every time i hear it aufuhdhfjfg