I am apparently working on becoming a local cryptid at the store. Talents include:
Monitoring the changing of the seasons via mozzarella
Predicting the weather by picking up a piece of cheese and mysteriously saying “oh, the storm is gonna be bigger than we thought...” just before thunder
Mind reading, e.g. “Can you help me find a cheese? It’s called, uh... [starts fishing out shopping list]” “Gruyere?” “...yes O_o”
Its December 17 which is the day the very first Simpsons episode premiered.
Happy 31st anniversary Simpsons
Autism Acceptance Month 2k20: Autistic Headcanons
↳ Jo March (Little Women)
“If I’m going to sell my heroine into marriage for money, I might as well get some of it.”
they won't tell you this in therapy but sometimes the best way to stop catastrophizing/anxiety is to interrupt your spiraling with "girl what the hell are you talking about"
Who'd chose to be the Chosen One?
Meet Erin Parr, a non-practicing witch. She's 39 years old with three kids and a husband, and she hasn't had a paid job in her whole life. And it doesn't look like anyone is going to pay her for her new job either: saving the world.
When she first hears about the Prophecy, no one believes in her less than herself (though there's some pretty stiff competition), but someone needs to roll up their sleeves and get the job done, and it's usually her.
The year is 1961 and Erin must go on an epic roadtrip in a rundown Morris Minor with a cranky community nurse, a professor with more bravado than sense and two university students with a lot to prove and more to hide.
Someone made a cover on Soundcloud
TIL Percy McTinsel-bud's Tinsel Machine parodies a real record by Christian-band 'Candle' in the late 70s. The music machine is described as;
"The Music Machine: (1977) A Musical Adventure Teaching the Fruit of the Spirit to All Ages is a Christian children's album by Candle. It is set in Agapeland, and teaches children about the fruit of the Holy Spirit."
Wild.
29 | asexual aromantic agender | she/they/its sie/dey/es I like Bob's Burgers, knitting, sewing and reading
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