Only A Few Million Years Late :/

Jerry plot: I want to fuck this girl but I forgot the name of her dog.

George plot: Steinmeier wants me to bring peace to the middle east or I'll get fired!

Kramer plot:

Happy March 15th!!!!

hope everyone had an amazing march 15th!!! no reason I just know that tumblr loves days and dates. happy wednesday! happy 15th! happy march!!! I hope the stars align and smite an enemy of your choosing

yuri and yaoi are some of the best, most sacred things in the entire world

"Pluto isn't a planet" Fine.

"Dinosaurs had feathers" Fine!

"Neptune isn't a beautiful oceanic blue, it's actually the same washed-out disappointing color as Uranus" I will kill you with my bare hands

Look how they massacred my boy

bob and tina hug <3

The older generation's fixation on forcing you to have kids is something they absolutely refuse to unlearn. You can give the calmest and most reasonable explanation for not having kids and the only thing they can think to say is, "But what of the heir to the lands?" "Who will inherit the throne?" "Please sire upon your barren death there will be a parochial schism that will soak our soils with brother-blood." They literally hate to see you happy with just a cat.

given that Autistic & ADHD folks have always existed….like the names we use are modern, meaning that most autistic/adhd people went undiagnosed their whole lives, but they still existed and interacted with people……..

my point is autistic/adhd traits have always existed under other names & therefore autistic/adhd characters have always existed whether their creators knew it or now

high school teacher voice hello neurodivergent openly queer kid everyone sees as weird. you need to select a partner for this group pr- what do you mean everyone partnered up already? what do you mean youre the only one left without a partner? well i guess i have no choice but to force you to walk up to a random set of friends and join their group while they ignore you for the entire class again