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the family tree

when one of ur mutuals becomes mutuals with another one of ur mutuals

Need to take a nap? Use this guide to help you decide how long you should rest! Just be sure to avoid the “bad nap”!

Bughead shippers are amazing…

but the fact that Vanessa is getting death threats because of her character *possibly* causing problems for the Bughead, is seriously fucked up.

If you see this happening, please stop it or report it.

This is a fictional couple, for god’s sake. This does not constitute sending death threats to my friend and fellow castmate.

*I also understand that the people who are doing this represent a very small percentage of the fandom and it does not reflect the actions of most Bughead shippers*

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ice slide

mothman is real and he offered me cocaine in a dimly lit jc penny’s

It’s a breezy summer day and the rustling from the leaves outside sound like whispers from my small apartment. I’m sitting in front of my laptop, silently studying the 1.6 billion faces speaking simultaneously in front of me. It’s Monday, the day of the weekly conference call between all Muslims. We have been required to attend this Skype meeting from the the tender age of fetus, but I had never spoken in one of them before. 

That changes today. 

“Hey guys, what if…” I start to say. 

Nobody hears me, but I refuse to be silent. How could I show my face again on Tumblr if I couldn’t even save my mayonnaise friends from death? How could I expect to earn their respect? Anon was right; why hadn’t I done this before? Thousands of lives had paid the price for my ignorance, but not anymore.

“What if you guys….. stopped killing people.“ 

Suddenly, silence. 

1,643,398,023 pairs of eyes are on me. My heart is in my throat as the ISIS leader gives me a blank expression. 

A single tear rolls down my cheek. "Please.” I say with a broken voice. 

He is moved. 

“Aight”.

Peter Parker, also known as the popular superhero ‘Spiderman’, is roughly 16-17 years old, meaning he was born in either 2001 or 2002. Contrary to popular belief, this place him firmly in the ‘Gen Z’ category, rather than the millennial category that many place him in. By extrapolating this information, we can conclude that Peter Parker not only knows what a furry is, but constantly has to grapple with the fact that his spider-centric identity is, in fact, his fursona. In this essay I will-