gaychive - gay and tired
gay and tired

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2 months ago

Can we make a perfect penis poll through coordination on the notes and tumblr telepathy

Ball

Penis

Ball

2 months ago
#NoNYMaskBan Call Script | Make calls against mask bans! — Jews for Mask Rights
Jews for Mask Rights
An interactive call tool to help you get the word out for #NoNYMaskBan!

are you a Jewish New Yorker? or just a New Yorker of any description who cares about slowing the spread of infectious diseases? pick up the phone and call your state senator to ask them to oppose the mask ban Governor Hochul is trying to force thru at the last minute in the state budget process! the link here has scripts and convenient links to look up your rep's number! go do it now if you can!

2 months ago
Current Duck From Old School RuneScape

Current Duck from Old School RuneScape

2 months ago
Literally Heartbreaking. See That Crack.. He Just BROKE His Pussy.

literally heartbreaking. see that crack.. he just BROKE his pussy.

2 months ago
Be (Not) Afraid.

Be (Not) Afraid.

There are now 20 Limited Edition prints available in my online shop each signed and numbered, while supplies last. ❤️

2 months ago

*visibly shaking* my friends generally like me and want to know what i'm up to *tears streaming down my face* my colleagues respect me and are excited about my work *blood starts pouring out of my nose* i am not bothering these people when i reach out to say hello and invite them to events i'm organizing *my hair spontaneously catches fire as i crumble into dust*

2 months ago

really enjoying all the videos Muslims have been posting of their cats looking like this

Really Enjoying All The Videos Muslims Have Been Posting Of Their Cats Looking Like This

when the humans are up at 4 am for suhoor

2 months ago
Toucan Sam Underwear Ad. Idk. I'm Tired. You Get What You Get.

Toucan Sam underwear ad. Idk. I'm tired. You get what you get.

2 months ago

via pupalupapigeons on instagram

2 months ago
"The Butch Manual; The Current Drag And How To Do It" By Clark Henley

"The Butch Manual; The Current Drag And How To Do It" by Clark Henley

2 months ago
Art By Julia Zhuravleva
Art By Julia Zhuravleva
Art By Julia Zhuravleva
Art By Julia Zhuravleva
Art By Julia Zhuravleva

Art by Julia Zhuravleva

2 months ago

i would like to propose a new accessibility feature for movies where every time a brown-haired white man comes on screen they tell me which one he is

3 months ago
a blue sky post by Samantha Maich: In a sentence never before uttered by humans, I am delighted to share that an alligator stole my conservation instructor’s hat by jauntily walking into the water while wearing it 🐊
a photograph from the previous Blue Sky post, showing the back of a middle-aged man grabbing the tail of an alligator who is escaping from him, wearing a tan and white hat
An acrylic painting on a small 5x4 paddle shaped piece of wood. In the foreground, an alligator sits on a stick wearing a tan hat and looking smug. In the background, a stick figure shadow of a man puts his hands to his head because his head is missing.

Did a little fan art of a popular post on blue sky.

3 months ago

A Whole Family Of Pigs Going On An Adventure

(via)

3 months ago
This Is My Primary Ds9 Takeaway

This is my primary ds9 takeaway

3 months ago
Monokubo

Monokubo

3 months ago

and what if I told you nine was less afraid of love than ten. what then.

3 months ago

The exit sign of a middle school hallway is a sort of mezuzah for tween boys if you really think about it.

3 months ago
Herdwick Sheep, Lake District, Cumbria, England

Herdwick Sheep, Lake District, Cumbria, England

3 months ago
Make What You Love, Do What You Love :) Filet Crochet 50 X 37 Cm Prints Available Here Dyke Version Here

make what you love, do what you love :) filet crochet 50 x 37 cm prints available here dyke version here

3 months ago

had a dream that started out kind of sexy and for a number of irrelevant dream-state reasons involved my having to explain to a partner that i didn't want to suck on his titties. i think it was supposed to turn into an anxiety dream about having to negotiate sexual boundaries but instead he smiled and, very sympathetic, told me "of course - i know you're a freudian, i'm sorry that didn't occur to me," sort of saying he should have remembered how i felt about oral fixations, and then the rest of the dream was me trying with increasing desperation to convince him that i was not a freudian and he just laughed and laughed, like i was being sort of foolish and silly, and said he knew how i really felt, and didn't my unconscious mind reveal the truth about me, and so on. and by then i was so distressed that i was yelling at him in the dream - not that i actually fully realized i was dreaming - and shouted "dream interpretation is a crock of shit!" with such force that it woke me up.

3 months ago

does anyone have the faggot crisis in the grocery store tweet i need it for my health and wellness

3 months ago

happy Barely Keeping It Together Wednesday to all who celebrate


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3 months ago
Whatever This Mood Is, I Sure Am Feeling It Right Now

Whatever this mood is, I sure am feeling it right now

3 months ago
✴️Fish Dreams✴️
✴️Fish Dreams✴️

✴️Fish dreams✴️

3 months ago
You Know What This Means Chat

you know what this means chat

3 months ago
Some Of My Favorite Birds!
Some Of My Favorite Birds!
Some Of My Favorite Birds!

Some of my favorite birds!

American Woodcock, Gambel's Quail, Nightjar (really any member of the Caprimulgidae family)

4 months ago

Bashir, acting like an excited teenager: He talked to me! Maybe he wanted to try to get Starfleet secrets from me!

Sisko: With candlelight dinner and a bottle of wine?

Bashir: Maybe! 😍

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