Can we make a perfect penis poll through coordination on the notes and tumblr telepathy
Ball
Penis
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are you a Jewish New Yorker? or just a New Yorker of any description who cares about slowing the spread of infectious diseases? pick up the phone and call your state senator to ask them to oppose the mask ban Governor Hochul is trying to force thru at the last minute in the state budget process! the link here has scripts and convenient links to look up your rep's number! go do it now if you can!
Current Duck from Old School RuneScape
literally heartbreaking. see that crack.. he just BROKE his pussy.
Be (Not) Afraid.
There are now 20 Limited Edition prints available in my online shop each signed and numbered, while supplies last. ❤️
*visibly shaking* my friends generally like me and want to know what i'm up to *tears streaming down my face* my colleagues respect me and are excited about my work *blood starts pouring out of my nose* i am not bothering these people when i reach out to say hello and invite them to events i'm organizing *my hair spontaneously catches fire as i crumble into dust*
really enjoying all the videos Muslims have been posting of their cats looking like this
when the humans are up at 4 am for suhoor
Toucan Sam underwear ad. Idk. I'm tired. You get what you get.
via pupalupapigeons on instagram
"The Butch Manual; The Current Drag And How To Do It" by Clark Henley
i would like to propose a new accessibility feature for movies where every time a brown-haired white man comes on screen they tell me which one he is
Did a little fan art of a popular post on blue sky.
A Whole Family Of Pigs Going On An Adventure
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This is my primary ds9 takeaway
Monokubo
and what if I told you nine was less afraid of love than ten. what then.
The exit sign of a middle school hallway is a sort of mezuzah for tween boys if you really think about it.
Herdwick Sheep, Lake District, Cumbria, England
make what you love, do what you love :) filet crochet 50 x 37 cm prints available here dyke version here
had a dream that started out kind of sexy and for a number of irrelevant dream-state reasons involved my having to explain to a partner that i didn't want to suck on his titties. i think it was supposed to turn into an anxiety dream about having to negotiate sexual boundaries but instead he smiled and, very sympathetic, told me "of course - i know you're a freudian, i'm sorry that didn't occur to me," sort of saying he should have remembered how i felt about oral fixations, and then the rest of the dream was me trying with increasing desperation to convince him that i was not a freudian and he just laughed and laughed, like i was being sort of foolish and silly, and said he knew how i really felt, and didn't my unconscious mind reveal the truth about me, and so on. and by then i was so distressed that i was yelling at him in the dream - not that i actually fully realized i was dreaming - and shouted "dream interpretation is a crock of shit!" with such force that it woke me up.
does anyone have the faggot crisis in the grocery store tweet i need it for my health and wellness
happy Barely Keeping It Together Wednesday to all who celebrate
Whatever this mood is, I sure am feeling it right now
✴️Fish dreams✴️
you know what this means chat
Some of my favorite birds!
American Woodcock, Gambel's Quail, Nightjar (really any member of the Caprimulgidae family)
Bashir, acting like an excited teenager: He talked to me! Maybe he wanted to try to get Starfleet secrets from me!
Sisko: With candlelight dinner and a bottle of wine?
Bashir: Maybe! 😍