The Reason Shark Attacks Are Always Only Ever One Bite Is Because Sharks Don't Like The Taste Of Humans.

I got celeste the other day because i heard it was good and that it was a bit of a thing amongst trans women so i wanted to support my transfem girlies. What i have not heard anyone talking about however is that it is SO DIFFICULT.

"Breathe looks like a thin, cropped tank top with mesh panels to keep the user cool. While it's normally tight fighting, Breathe contains a smart alloy material called Nitone that, when electrified, loosens the garment. It's battery operated and can be adjusted with a remote controller, so the user can discreetly change how tight the binding is -- there's no need to change their clothing or go into a private space in order to take a break. There's also an optional feature that will automatically loosen the device when the user is playing a sport."

It was the Ides of March yesterday and no tyrannical world leaders were assassinated. I’m incredibly disappointed in the world.

In case anyone was wondering, the top 20 animals with the highest homosexuality rates are:

- Necking giraffes

- Bottlenose dolphins

- Bonobos

- Albatrosses

- King penguins

- Chimpanzees

- Bats

- Sheep

- Flamingos

- Gentoo penguins

- Spider monkeys

- Macaques

- Lions

- Orcas

- Ducks

- Sea lions

- Garter snakes

- Elephants

- Rams

- Snails

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quick reminder that my own gay ass genuinely supports the hell outta each and every one of you. regardless if i know you or not, im happy to be living in this shithole of a life in the same world with you.

and im proud of you, i know in my heart just how beautiful, amazing, talented, smart, and worthy you are and i hope you can see that too🏳️‍🌈🌈

I’m disappointed that in “it takes you away” (series 9 ep. 11) everyone’s dead wives show up and yet River Song doesn’t make an appearance because that would have been so funny and also so heart wrenching.

I think would add a lot to the plot because it would make the doctor’s decision to stay in the solitract make a lot more sense and make her eventually leaving it even sadder.

Also, it would be really funny with the doctor simultaneously trying to explain to the group that River is her deceased wife from when she was a man whilst trying to explain to River that she is a woman now. It would be even better if River was like “eh, doesn’t bother me”.