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Not A Tasty Sea Turtle - Blog Posts

gaypenguin

10 months ago

The reason shark attacks are always only ever one bite is because sharks don't like the taste of humans. Sharks have terrible vision and so they will often bite humans thinking they are sea turtles but then realise aren't and spit them back out like “bleugh, this isn't what i ordered’’ hence why most people survive shark attacks with only a limb missing.