When Programs Fucking Autocorrect

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sunshine x grumpy is a good trope but it's at it's best when these characters have unexpected mutual understanding. when the sunshine is actually unexpectedly pessimistic while still maintaining a good attitude and cheerful way of acting and the grumpy character has a naivety and innocence to them because they move through life without any expectations even though they tend to be antisocial and easily bothered.... sunshine characters who are sincerely fun while also using their own personality as a shield and guarding their more unsavory feelings and grumpy characters who are honest with other people to the point it's always been off-putting but feels very refreshing to their sunshine in particular...... you know.....

it's really weird having a first dog be blind and then getting a second who can see...like how was I supposed to be prepared for this.

this creature can perceive when I put the treats up on the high shelf. or when I hide stuff behind my back. I can't fool her!! she's always watching me and she shouldn't have this much knowledge!!!

I walk around at night and I shine my flash light directly into her eyes and I'll just be standing there staring at her weird blue orbs for like 5 seconds until I realize it's probably extremely annoying to her, because she has eyes!! I'll turn on the light in the room and she gruffs and grumbles like ?? oh right!! light wakes you up!! the fuck??

Dealing with my fear of rejection by never asking for anything, and my fear of being a burden by never doing anything that involves other people. Foolproof.

using your gf's bicep as a pillow

It was all acted out so don't be alarmed.

(I need to believe it is so I don't fall into DEPRESSION 🥹).

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