Using Your Gf's Bicep As A Pillow

“male loneliness epidemic” and “friendzoning” are similar concepts to me in that the conditions they describe are literally experienced by everyone at some point in their lives but when its men its some sort of profound injustice that needs to be rectified by checks notes giving them unfettered access to the public good that is Women

Photo from vacation 🏖️

felt inspired to draw the queen of olympus herself (P.S she is done with Zeus's shit)

gojo wants to be in your womb but not in the sexy way. he wants to be your fetus.

satoru is so touch starved that once you start giving him physical affection it will never be enough. he will not be satisfied until he has sunk into your bones and become one with you. he did not get skin on skin contact as a baby and you have to suffer the consequences.

tdlr gojo probably has a vore fetish bc he wasn’t held as a child and he can’t be normal ever

(dropping this in your ask box like a cat drops a dead mouse on its owners doorstep)

when you're trying to have a good day but your mutual reminds you that gojo has a vore fetish:

no but seriously though,,, i know i've been really harping on about mommy kink gojo lately but,,, GOD it's not my fault that mommy kinks keeping being relevant to specifically gojo. he just seems so much like one of those characters who's always one forehead kiss away from declaring he wants to hollow out your chest and curl up next to your heart with a smile so wide and so stupid, you'd think he just asked you out on a perfectly innocent date. i can't even imagine him trying to be that stealthy about it,,, you could be, like, a week into getting to know each other and suddenly he's suggesting that you two drink each other's spit (literally) (platonically). there are simply no boundaries he wouldn't cross because he simply does not believe that he could ever live completely apart from you and therefore, no boundaries are needed <3 i'd say he needs to get neutered but he'd probably be into that.

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Doubt as a Weapon of War | Marc Owen Jones

Listen now | The propaganda propping up the Israeli regime

Israel’s allies can turn a blind eye to its genocide of Palestine—as long as some of the war crimes are denied. The settler state received unequivocal backing from the vast majority of Western leaders whilst it committed war crimes under the Geneva Convention, including cutting off electricity, water and food—everything the EU decried as war crimes when committed by Russia. On Tuesday night, a spokesperson for the Israeli government confirmed an Israeli airstrike hit the Al Ahli hospital in Gaza, killing 500 sick, wounded and refugees. But hours later, the statement was retracted and Israel began sowing doubt about the origins of the strike, pointing the finger at Palestinian Jihadis. Hamas denied the claim. Israel released footage showing the “misfiring rocket” but Twitter users pointed out the videos either had the wrong time stamp, or were clips from 2022. But by Thursday morning, Western journalists were running with the story that both sides were blaming the other—despite the fact that Israel had called the hospital and ordered it to evacuate because of planned strikes. Marc Owen Jones, Associate Professor at HBKU researching disinformation and digital authoritarianism joins me to explain how Israel weaponises doubt to allow its Western allies enough plausible deniability to continue staunchly supporting the regime, the West’s closest stronghold to the largest oil reserves in the world. Marc also explains the relationship between Israeli propaganda and Western media, revealing why so much coverage of what campaigners are calling a genocide against Palestinians only portrays Israel as the victim.

when programs fucking autocorrect <3 to ❤️ and :) to 😃,,,, do you have any idea what you’ve just done?? what you just fucking destroyed ?

it's really weird having a first dog be blind and then getting a second who can see...like how was I supposed to be prepared for this.

this creature can perceive when I put the treats up on the high shelf. or when I hide stuff behind my back. I can't fool her!! she's always watching me and she shouldn't have this much knowledge!!!

I walk around at night and I shine my flash light directly into her eyes and I'll just be standing there staring at her weird blue orbs for like 5 seconds until I realize it's probably extremely annoying to her, because she has eyes!! I'll turn on the light in the room and she gruffs and grumbles like ?? oh right!! light wakes you up!! the fuck??