i'm so sick of hearing about how boys are struggling in school. just send them to the mines, they don't need to get an education
Shout out to the next generation of yuri warriors
pope lived for one last 4/20 and then said peace i'm outta here #respect
Blood test results are back. 0’s across the board, dry as a bone under the hood, they’re not sure what they’ve got in those vials but it recoils from light and lunges towards living tissue, which is all normal for girls these days.
on Planet Where Everyone Can Teleport the first person on the moon went there by accident and promptly died. The next dozen or so people also went by accident, and also died. Number 14 figured out that people who go to the moon die and very cleverly brought a sword and six weeks of travel rations. This did not help.
No one on Planet Where Everyone Can Teleport ever figured out why people die in space because they don’t need airplanes and never found it particularly interesting to climb tall mountains. Astronomers use telescopes to take pictures of the ever-growing pile of corpses on the moon.
Free her she's a hero
this is how engineering majors who get mad when you tell them to not work for defense contractors sound to me
WHEN ON PERIOD:
do not crash out
your feelings are NOT valid
do not send that text
don't kill yourself. lock in
do not act on negative emotions until at least 2 days have elapsed
Update on this, the IG is still up and unless I contact IG directly with words linking it to the location or LAPD decides to do something to it it will still be
I emailed LAPD directly and after asking a few times found out I have to talk to a very specific branch of them to follow up on my report which I can't do until later today
I'll share that information if it's fruitful
@genderisareligion7 got termed for "harrassment" lol (didn't even do anything? Just replying to y'all and reblogging shitposts) so incoming for a new main blog attached to this sideblog
this is basically a short horror film
All spongebob charachters are poc except squidward he's white. Discuss?
no i feel like squidward is a poc. he is very critical of authority and doesnt get involved with spongebob’s antics, cause he knows he doesnt have white passing privilege like spongebob and will get in trouble
explain how else spongebob can fuck up bikini bottom for 15 years straight and only be jailed one time? white passing privilege
remember when squidward acted up a few times and he was quickly put in check by everybody? exactly.
squidward woke lowkey tho. thats why he dont fuck /w mr krabs like that. he knows that mr. krabs is a greedy capitalist who values money over anything else
Oh, okay. I see. You think this has nothing to do with you. You go to your closet and you select out, oh I don’t know, that gaslight gatekeep girlboss meme, for instance, because you’re trying to tell the world that you think modern feminism has been co-opted by corporations. But what you don’t know is that that meme is not from Instagram, it's not from Twitter, it's not from Tiktok, it’s actually from Tumblr. You’re also blithely unaware of the fact that in January 2021, Tumblr user missnumber1111 posted, "today's agenda: gaslight gatekeep and most importantly girlboss." And then I think it was a-m-e-t-h-y-s-t-r-o-s-e, wasn’t it, who reblogged it with an image of the phrase edited over a piece of "Live, Laugh, Love" wall art? And then gaslight gatekeep girlboss showed up in the feeds of eight different Twitter repost accounts. Then it filtered down through Instagram and then trickled on down into some tragic “alt side of Tiktok” where you, no doubt, fished it out of some clearance bin. However, that meme represents millions of notes and countless Tumblr users and so it’s sort of comical how you think that you’ve made a choice that exempts you from Tumblr when, in fact, you’re wearing the meme that was selected for you by the people in this room. From a pile of “stuff.”
If I was Jesus I would’ve simply said no dad this is your dream
Okay but who the fuck is the cracker in this photo drop the @ and doxx
@foxgirlpirate leave it to a man to go out of his way and literally announce his intention to intrude on womens lives and brag about his porn addiction and turn around and tell women they’re obsessed with him. shameless DARVO shit, youre nothing but a coomer and you should straight up kill yourself.
I wish the actual babies in the photos you traced for your CP would grow up strong enough to beat you to death in public to a cheering crowd, pedophile
In fifth grade a boy tried to impress me by swallowing a whole tadpole live and I punched him so hard that he puked and the tadpole was fine.
as an american i must be honest i do be eating cheese burger
i’m trying to spread her like a sheet .. hope i excel
In the 2000s, phones had quirks and class....
is anyone up for some platonic intimacy that is lowkey erotic
"There's been many baseless claims about her" and it's y'all making the claims 😂
Anyway praise be to JKR for intentionally debillionairing herself in like 2005 and donating so many hundreds of millions of dollars since that she still isn't one
inshallah jk rowling loses her fortune and all her hateful deeds are returned to her x10
have they tried not being ugly?
how to survive
die a lot die every day til it dont hurt no more
The high's starting to wear off. Someone shoot another billionaire CEO
Easter falling on 4/20 again this year means all those old 420 praise it vines from 2014 are once again relevant