you're telling me people DONT like when their cat is talkative?? you don't like meow meow?? mrrp? mmrp?
Where's my Breakfast?
Oil on Panel 30x30 cm
Artist: Daniel Arthur
expensive
sir that is my beloved mutual with whom i have not shared a fandom since 2013
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every morning I wake up and think of these words from philosopher cher
you cannot advertise to me in a way that matters.
me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit
mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters
me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU
I know things aren’t very Fergalicious right now dude but hang in there
men having the right to vote has been a disaster for the human race
you should be addicted to shutting the fuck up
You wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid
Not now kitten daddy's googling his symptoms
I’m gonna get a dakimakura of a dakimakura
incredible out of context screenshot
liking someone romantically feels like psychosis to me
Hand mixers and Sewing Machines are Two different Types of horses
Share if you long for the good old days…
Still can’t believe they canceled to catch a predator bc one of the predators killed himself. That should’ve been like the goal of the whole program from the jump this world I swear
not getting pregnant because why would i stop smoking weed for a dumbass baby
did chikorita ever end up decreasing the increase or was that another of bidens failed promises
making bad posts to test the mutuals loyalty to me
but if we destroy strict gender roles how will we advertise these potato chips
Me in the club
imagine someone thinking of you and buying you flowers
saw a meme in one of my dreams last night that had confucius but he was a catboy and it said "catnip got me acting unwise"