Panther queen au.
Three little blonde triplet cat faunus girls greet yang
One with ears " I am pyrrha arc
One with tail " I am penny arc
One with claws " i am Alyx arc
They then go " and together we are the tree little kittens
"Oh, they're adorable!" Weiss squealed.
"Guess you two have been busy, huh?" Yang nudged Blake's arm.
"You could say that." Blake chuckled with a blush.
"Ruby, are you okay?" Jaune asked.
"THEY'RE BITING ME! THEY'RE BITING ME!"
Star Wars (1977) Dir. George Lucas
The original, un-altered, theatrical cut
Ren: Why do all the Shipping Posts I'm in put me with Nora.
Ren: I mean, I know why, but Why is it pretty much ONLY Nora? I know Sunflowyr's decently Popular, and that Martal Arcs is generally liked, but practically all my Ship Art and Writings have me with Nora, even if It's Nora's Boys/Renorarc and Juniper Berries!
Ren: Where's the Ninjas in Love? White Lotus? Greek Lotus?
Ren: I swear, Oscar- Hell, WHITLEY Gets more Varied Ship attention than I do!
Ren: Where's my Harem Posts! When do I get to be Flanderized and twisted into a Womanizing sex-pot!
Ren: Like, it's not something I want, but I'd like to be more than just a comedic Straight man in the background!
Ren: ... What if I want to kiss Emerald on the lips ...
LMFAO
Ironwood: *Pulls his gun out to shoot Ruby*
Gun: *Is pulled from his hand*
Glynda: James! What are you doing!
Ironwood: Glynda!?
Glynda: I swear, I leave for a couple months and you suddenly forget your morals!
Ironwood: She lied to me! Ozpin Lied to me! She's defying orders!
Glynda: That doesn't give you grounds to shoot her- Step outside, get a drink of water, and let me handle this, JAmes! And get yourself a blanket, you're sleeping on the couch tonight!
Ironwood: But Glyn-
Glynda: Couch.
Ironwood: Honey-
Glynda: Couch!
Ironwood: Dear?
Glynda: Couch!
Ironwood: *sigh* Yes Ma'am ...
~~~~~
Ironwood: *Shoots Oscar off the platform*
Glynda: *Pulling him back up with her semblance* JAMES WHAT THE HELL!
Ironwood: He Betrayed our Trust!
Glynda: And?!?! He's trying to repair that Bridge! We can wait for retribution once Atlas is safe!
~~~~~
Glynda: *Fighting him for the revolver* James No!
Ironwood: They're getting in my way!
Glynda: Look, Declaring martial law, I understand, but shooting council members for having questions and concerns in not a reasonable Response!
~~~~~
Glynda: I haven't asked yet but what happened to your arm?
Ironwood: I was fighting ARthur Watts, and-
Glynda: Hardlight Trap?
Ironwood: Hardlight Trap.
Glynda: *Pinching the bridge of her nose* Goddamn it James.
Ironwood: I know, I know,"It can only happen so many times" But I swear I thought this one was going in a different direction than last time-
~~~~~
Yang: What do you-
Glynda: He's not usually this bad. He's actually quite sweet when he wants to be.
Yang: ...
Glynda: And he Fucks. So. Hard. Hard enough for me to forget the stresses of my day and just fall asleep against the Hard, hot, Broad chest~
Yang: Uh ... Neat.
Glynda: You asked the question and I answered it, like any teacher should for their student.
cruelty is so easy. youre not special for choosing it