The Lion King: It Is Impossible To CGI Photorealistic Lions Who Can Also Emote!

The Arc Family 17

At the park.

Mama Arc: Saphron, where is your brother?

Saphron: *On her phone* I don't know

Mama Arc: What do you mean you don't know where your brother is?! I told you to keep your eyes on him!

Saphron: Relax, he's old enough to take care of himself.

Mama Arc: Find him, NOW!

Saphron: Uhggg! FINE!!!

Moments later

Saphron: Where did that little shit go?

Little Jaune: Is over Whitley!

Saphron: Jaune?

She turns to where she heard her brother's voice. In one of the games, at the top of a slide, Jaune was standing and at the end of said slide was a little boy with white hair.

Little Jaune: I have the high ground!

Little Whitley: You turned my sister against me!!

Little Jaune: No, I didn't!!

Little Whitley: Yes you did!!!

He tries to climb the slide but when he reaches the top Jaune gives him a little push. Making him lose balance and slide down.

Little Jaune: You were the chosen one! You were supposed to be my little brother, not my enemy!

Little Whitley: I HATE YOU!!!

Saphron: *sighs* They are so dumb.

Bernard Hill as King Théoden in The Lord of the Rings Trilogy

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Uncle Lore

Cotta-Arc Family House, Living Room

Teen Adrian: *Reading a book on the couch*

Old Jaune: *Sits next to him* Adrian, what are you reading?

Teen Adrian: "The girl who fell through the world"

Old Jaune: Oh, I knew the author of that book.

Teen Adrian: Uncle Jaune, there's no way you knew the author.

Old Jaune: *Shows him a photo of him with Lewis*

Teen Adrian: *Looks at it* You Knew the author?! How?! *Turns to him*

Old Jaune: *Already sleeping on the sofa* Zzzzzzzz...

Ren's Morning

BEEP BEEP BEEP

Ren: (Gets up, Yawns)

Ren: (Showers, Brushes teeth)

Ren: (Gargles and spits, Smiles)

Ren: (Puts in contacts, Gets dress)

Lady: (In bed) Oh, Ren, you really know how to treat a woman~.

Ren: ...Okay. (Opens door)

Tyrian: (Right outside) OH, REN! Hello~! Fancy running into you here~!

Ren: Oh, hi, Mr. Callows.

Tyrian: I was just wondering if you, as my tenant, wanted to hang out with me and smoke weed and fill our bellies with diet soda and play Burnout: Revenge for the PS2?

Ren: No but thank you. I have to go to work.

Tyrian: SUIT YOURSELF~! (Cackles manicly, Scuttles up the walls)

People are so stupid about snakes. If there's a little black racer chilling outside just leave it alone, you don't have to kill it, it's probably dealing with all your pests for you, jesus christ

why is "mummies are so rare bc the british ate them" always presented as like a morbid fun fact and not an example of heinous racism and dehumanization of people of colour to the point of cannibalism. a little bit odd if im honest.