Why Is "mummies Are So Rare Bc The British Ate Them" Always Presented As Like A Morbid Fun Fact And Not

This is Sadie. She's having a rough day. It turns out sometimes you actually get the jobs you apply for.

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Fright Knight: Prepare to face your fears, fools! Danny: Watch out guys, it's the Fright Knight! He can make any of our worst fears come to life! SpongeBob: I'll face him! I'm not afraid of anything! Timmy: What about gorillas? Jimmy: And robots? Danny: And butterflies? SpongeBob: C'mon guys, I'm not afraid of any of that! (In a flash of green light, a giant shadowed mass landed in front of SpongeBob. When it stood up and looked down at SpongeBob, SpongeBob saw it was a giant robot gorilla with the wings and head of a butterfly)

SpongeBob:

every day I think about the religious anime girls…

And how the artist drew several pro-Palestine drawings like this one

in 2014, that’s right, 2014, this did not fucking start October 7th.

James Earl Jones as Thulsa Doom in Conan the Barbarian | 1982

Fright Knight: Prepare to face your fears, fools! Danny: Watch out guys, it's the Fright Knight! He can make any of our worst fears come to life! SpongeBob: I'll face him! I'm not afraid of anything! Timmy: What about gorillas? Jimmy: And robots? Danny: And butterflies? SpongeBob: C'mon guys, I'm not afraid of any of that! (In a flash of green light, a giant shadowed mass landed in front of SpongeBob. When it stood up and looked down at SpongeBob, SpongeBob saw it was a giant robot gorilla with the wings and head of a butterfly)

SpongeBob:

Ozpin's Last Resort

Adam: This is the end, "Headmaster". Your students won't be coming to save you now!

Ozpin: Maybe so, but don't count me out just yet.

Adam: You don't scare me, Ozpin. Do your wor-

Ozpin: (Uses "recall" spell)

Adam: (Reliving worst day of his life) NO! Not this... Anything but this! DON'T MAKE ME RELIVE THIS!

Ozpin: That's what you get- What do you mean "relive this"?

Adam: I can't believe you'd put me back in those damned dust mines! How dare you use those memories against me!

Ozpin: Oh, so those are your memories?

Adam: What do you mean?! You just showed them to me!

Ozpin: I remember a few years ago, when I was traveling, I scanned them from somewhere and thinking, "Wow, that's heavy!" And stuck that puppy in my back pocket to keep in reserves for emergencies like this!

Adam: Wait, so you didn't pull up my memories of the dust mines from my head? You just had that entire thing on standby?!

Ozpin: Pretty much.

Adam: ...THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!

Ozpin: YOU WERE TRYING TO KILL ME!

Adam: You were using my memories of the dust mines as a weapon! How many other people have you done this to?!

Ozpin: Alright, let's calm down. Take a breath.

Adam: You made me relive the entirety of the dust mines! Like I was actually there!

Ozpin: Oh, how would you know that?

Adam: BECAUSE I WAS ACTUALLY THERE!

Ozpin: Well, we'll just call that a happy coincidence!

Adam: What coincidence?! They're MY memories!

Ozpin: Yeah, and it worked, didn't it?

Adam: BECAUSE YOU MADE ME RELIVE THE DUST MINES!

Ozpin: I feel like you're downplaying the effectiveness of this. L-Let me show you.

Yang: Professor Ozpin, what's going on in here-

Ozpin: DUST MINES!

Yang: ARGH! FUCKING DUST MINES!

Pyrrha: Hey, is everything okay-

Ozpin: TWENTY YEARS AGO!

Pyrrha: OH MY GOD!

Ozpin: See? C'mon, it's pretty effective!

Adam: You sick human fuck!

Cardin: Yo, Prof! Everything alright? What's going on in-

Ozpin: (Uses "recall")

Cardin: (Unfazed)

Ozpin: Huh? (Uses again)

Cardin: ...

Ozpin: Huh... For some reason, it's not working on you, Mr. Winchester.

Cardin: What? The dust mines thing? N-No, it worked. I saw it.

Adam: You did?

Cardin: Yeah.

Adam: ...That's it? That's all you have to say?

Cardin: What?

Adam: You're just brushing off someone implanting the entire experience of a dust mine survivor in your brain?

Cardin: W-Well, come on, dude! I knew it wasn't real!

Adam: Oh, so he's done this to you before!

Cardin: N-No, I didn't know he could do that.

Ozpin: What did you know wasn't real? The visions or the dust mines?

Cardin: Oh! Pssh! You know!

Adam: No, I don't think I do.

Cardin: Y-Y'know...

Ozpin: The dust mines were a real thing! You saw them just now! You just experienced it!

Cardin: Yeah- Yeah, yeah, but y-y'know that wasn't- I knew it wasn't real!

Ozpin: The visions or the dust mines?!

Cardin: Y- Y- Y'know... Y'know...

Adam: ...Some outstanding students you have, Ozpin.

Ozpin: (Uses "recall")

Adam: (Writhing on the ground)

Ozpin: SAY UNCLE! SAY UNCLE!