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The Arc Family 17

At the park.

Mama Arc: Saphron, where is your brother?

Saphron: *On her phone* I don't know

Mama Arc: What do you mean you don't know where your brother is?! I told you to keep your eyes on him!

Saphron: Relax, he's old enough to take care of himself.

Mama Arc: Find him, NOW!

Saphron: Uhggg! FINE!!!

Moments later

Saphron: Where did that little shit go?

Little Jaune: Is over Whitley!

Saphron: Jaune?

She turns to where she heard her brother's voice. In one of the games, at the top of a slide, Jaune was standing and at the end of said slide was a little boy with white hair.

Little Jaune: I have the high ground!

Little Whitley: You turned my sister against me!!

Little Jaune: No, I didn't!!

Little Whitley: Yes you did!!!

He tries to climb the slide but when he reaches the top Jaune gives him a little push. Making him lose balance and slide down.

Little Jaune: You were the chosen one! You were supposed to be my little brother, not my enemy!

Little Whitley: I HATE YOU!!!

Saphron: *sighs* They are so dumb.

Wish I could like this more than once.

Lawyer: (Flanked by a thug and a goon) Mister Ironwood, your "happiest place on Remnant" is in clear violation of copyright law against the Whimsy corporation!

Ironwood: It's just a small school festival.

Lawyer: And it's heading for a great big lawsuit! (Jabs chest) You are in big trouble!

Ironwood: (Chuckles) Well, so are you. (Scowls, Darkly) YOU JUST MADE AN EX-SPECIALIST MAD.

Ironwood: (Throat chops thug)

Ironwood: (Roundhouse kicks lawyer)

Goon: (Gasps, Runs away)

Ironwood: (Picks up briefcase, Tosses it)

Goon: (Whacked in the head by briefcase, Falls over)

Ironwood: (Fixes tie) Copyright expired.

every day I think about the religious anime girls…

And how the artist drew several pro-Palestine drawings like this one

in 2014, that’s right, 2014, this did not fucking start October 7th.

EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP SCIENTISTS AT THE SCHMIDT OCEAN INSTITUTE HAVE FOOTAGE OF A LIVE COLOSSAL SQUID FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

🦑‼️🦑‼️🦑‼️🦑‼️🦑‼️🦑

"oh where was I? oh right...crippling sadness"

Mission: Impossible - Fallout (2018) dir. Christopher McQuarrie Deadpool and Wolverine (2024) dir. Shawn Levy

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ANGUIRUS!

Everyone's favorite spiky -and Toho's second - kaiju made his debut seventy years ago today in Godzilla Raids Again (1955).

Seventy years old??! He doesn't look a day over 70 million!

Y'all, what the hell!

RIP JAMES EARL JONES