"I Asked ChatGPT--"

thing i did for twitter last week

wrong answer bucko!!!!!’!!!

are you goated with the sauce

what

all your blorbos are dead now

Cuck E. Cheese

we were off to an archipelago to cure two party members loup-garou lycanthropy, which one of them (teifling) strongly denied. a ship with 2 vampires and humans stole all our food.

when we defeated them we took their ship and there was a little gnome with playing cards. teifling played with him and got a natural 20 and won immediately. the adrenaline turned him into a loup-garou, and kills the gnome immediately. the other diseased party member (thrikreen) goes over to this absolute beast and resists us trying to pull him away, thrikreen tells him to snap out of it. teifling is forced to reduce thrikreen to 0 hp. thrikreen accepts his fate and pinky promises dm. (thrikreen doesn’t die.)

teifling sees his friend dead and everyone else on the party rolls persuasion and finally snaps out of it.

i shit you not my shoes untied themselves during this game. no exaggeration.

no little german boy don’t go into the parkour civilization world

mentally taking a drag of my mental cigarette because I don’t smoke but life has been very smokable lately

NO MORE FIGHTING! PEACE AND LOVE ON TUMBLR DOT COM!!!

black cats for october