Parkciv - Blog Posts
linked universe but the chain gets teleported into parkour civilisation & meet evbo and have to chose between doing a one block jump for the chicken or a one block vertical jump for the beef
I have an aching need to make a ClownPierce mask. Like with clown headpiece and big neck ruffles.
so. I may or may not have watched. The thing. You know which one. The shonen anime in Minecraft. The takedown of capitalism and the meritocracy. The thing where they say stuff like “I attack you with a three block vertical jump” and you go “no wayyyyyy!” and remain fully immersed. Yeah. That one. And then I went ahead and watched the second one. Just cause.
anyway,
(Also the image quality is terrible sorry lol)
his name is spinjump
soo i watched parkour civilization...
Honestly yeah I understand you
Anyone ever think about men in armor? No? Just me?
Alright.
Y'all should really get on that.
Bit late but THE PARKCIV YAOI ON THE COVER???!!?!?! THAT IS ABSOLUTELY DIABOLICALLLLL
Who up parkouring they civilization
https://archiveofourown.org/works/59988592
a fic i wrote a while back :) here you guys go
ok and ai could never do this so
ok and ai could never do this so
what? Did you guys think I wouldn’t get you a Christmas present?
Fools.
I present: my parkour civilization holiday headcanons. Everyone cheer 🗣️
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it snows in December but the snow doesn’t reach the noob level so obviously this is the first time Evbo’s ever seen snow. After Seawatt tells him it’s similar to ice he tries parkouring on it. It does not work
EMF loves winter . It’s his favorite season
Seawatt complains on and on about Christmas because they never celebrated it on the Fighter level (he gets Evbo and EMF presents anyways)
in honor of the holidays the evbo-themed houses are temporarily changed to green and red
EMF loves Christmas carols. Seawatt is a hater.
Evbo convinces both Seawatt and EMF to wear ugly Christmas sweaters - Seawatt once again complains non-stop but secretly doesn’t mind (well, he doesn’t mind doing it for Evbo. The sweater is hideous and he will say it loudly to everyone who will listen.)
merry Christmas tumblr it is a joyous day 🎄🎉🕺
You guys really liked the last one so here's more.
set in the same AU, i guess?? Do yall want there to be a storyline here? Idkkkk
The final chapter has been released. Thank you all for being here <3
omg??? chapter 2 was just posted???
Droidwatt my beloved <3
Anyway I love the redbo + simbo and workerwatt + droidwatt blogs so I drew droid in my history book
the ass looking thing to the right of our Queen is a sort of dress, as I tried to doodle droidwatts ballgown dress that he's making, but I cannot draw dresses without being influenced by that one flower which I used to see on the way to school and think "damn that flower would make a cool ass dress" but I cannot design clothing sooooooo
Also the parkour at the bottom translates to "one of them queers!"
(The feet are inspired by deepixer on tumblr, idk their tag/full username but they draw evbo with them slutty hips and a bunch of champwatt /pos)
Guys I was doing (zone*) competitive swimming today and we had numbers on out arm and in My race I was facing this girl who had the number 360 on her arm and all I cloths think of was evbo and parkciv 😭
*(fellow Aussies know what zone is I thunk)
Lookie lookie I haveth broughteth some emf fanart :>
As usual, I drew this in history
Look at this Lil voidling boi
I made another emf fanart
Sry the lighting is bad, it's cause it was dark so I had to turn on the light (I normally take pics with natural lighting) and my light is a yellow light so ye
Also I think I'm gonna repost this in natural lighting cause there is a lot more purple and definition and depth of colour in his hair, cause this pic does not do him justice
I have done fanart of @amberqueen01's parkour civ fic "neath the Grove is a heart", of chapter 5, in the part where evbo first see rain
Rehrehe I love drawing duckbo
Biblically accurate evbo (he's just a lego minifig)
Take this drawing of gay ass being high AF
Yo I decided to add patterns to the zest fest's golden arm thingies during history class
Duck evbo my beloved
Lol I drew this in math
Also here is what the notes say cause I have bad handwriting
"Eldridge horror evbo face lol"
"Oversized hoodie" (headcannon time!; he got his hoodie from another noob [who was probably his first friend before he learned to not form connections] on the noob layer who died, and would fit a lot better if he wasn't malnourished lol)
"Pacific black duck" (An Australian duck that has a part on its wing that can be purple or green with a black outline on it and I saw this and evbo and I went YES)
I love drawing wings
Also I give credit to @amberqueen01 cause they put the idea of duck evbo into my brain
Yoo guys look at my first attempt at drawing emf
He's so skrunkly I love him
The queer is shooketh at Evbo Kirby
BROO LOOK WHAT I MADE I LOVE THIS SO MUCH
HES A LITTLE ZESTY
Hehe look what I drew in French today
I will take any excuse to write in medieval calligraphy cause I love it
