(debatably funny) comedy and art.any pronouns // aroace // autistic // minor
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running rpgs and your players suggest that something cool happens and you decide to add it in. call that schrödinger’s cannon
i am just now hearing about the celestial bodies of the traffic winners can someone please explain
im pretty sure etho’s full name is ethos pathos logos. feel free to debate me on this topic.
Thinking about Scar’s finale and what that implies for the other winners
Are they, too, forced to wander around a broken, empty world until the next game? Unable to die?
Is Martyn waiting for a countdown that will never end? Can Pearl her flesh rot as the earth reclaims her soulmate’s body and the maggots make their home?
(dec 5) would you rather work all months of the year save for december and be able to live comfortably, or work in ONLY december with mariah carey “all i want for christmas is you” playing 24/7 and live comfortably off of only a month of work? in both cases you’d have regular hours, you are not overworked at all.
but who’s the obliterater and who’s the sustainable income source in the relationship?
(dec 4) would you rather have the option to obliterate a person of your choosing every year or have a sustainable income that can support comfortable living without having to work?
*valley girl voice* dog armies are like sooo last seasons. like, literally just use dead people. it’s called recycling
someone should edit the ghost meeting in session 7 with gem and grian and mumbo and skizz so that it just randomly cuts to joel's pov of him just hanging out doing nothing while they talk it would be so funny
Here are all the little Hero/Villain designs I made for Martyn’s Wild Life video!
please don’t kill my undead sons i have custody of them for five minutes so we can kill a very fast man
the night after i saw how mumbo died i had a dream where i was mumbo and i had a religious experience in which i fully levitated into a higher dimension and “bloomed.”
birds eye view
all your blorbos are dead now
would you rather have a gay thought or son daughter
Tuff guys kind of like some rowdy hooligans, but they only cause mild annoyances lol.
Meanwhile there's a lost puppy without an owner, but he's holding his own leash.
real eyes realise real flies
i love xenogenders because some people are all “you’re asking me where i stand in a binary? well, truly, my gender is best described as the smell of lavender and wine in the evenings of rome.” and other people say “hehe cat on drugs” and they’re both equally valid
go to warehouse 62 4 ur money!
who up searing pretty kitty princess pink into the flesh of the victims of my ponzi scheme
google minecraft
the google imnecraft
ghe freakin gadministratpr deletd minecarft from my schol computter. i ltdrally did a 360 jurmp yiu cant do tht
real eyes realise real flies
i’ve gotten so excited just now my fight or flight response has been triggered
Somewhere out there in the world is a child who has just watched the newest Mumbo Jumbo video starring their former science teacher
dude i just saw a guy dressed as bowser on a fucking motorcycle
gay lemon demon: hip hop girlypop
the fourth apprentice
if you’re reading this, you lowkey neurodynamic
if you’re reading this, you lowkey neurodynamic
shout out to the fandoms with two suspicious delivery men who have identical voices that deliver ~secrets~ to little queer boy-failures
anyone else remember how to spell restaurant by luigi telling you how to take care of ur ant.