THIS IS THE BEST THING I'LL EVERE SEE
This is so wholesome
zukka au where they dress up as kataang for a day on a dare (from toph)
zuko with his imitation skills tries to be all bright and cheery like aang and just can’t land it (like in canon when he was like ‘what would uncle do?’)
sokka’s imitation of his sister is perfect
Bastille could do radioactive but imagine dragons couldn't do pompeii
Dad Of 4 Girls Tweets Conversations With His Daughters, Proves Parenting Is Fun
dolphins are bastards
you, broke: I did a ton of research on geography and climate to design an extremely accurate and highly realistic fantasy map
me, woke: In this fantasy universe I wrote the sun actually does revolve around the earth even though that makes no sense, because I thought it sounded cool
I love this. this is me.
Absolutely living for the fact that in ancient Greece, it was said that when Apollo was drunk he created people with the "wrong" genitalia,, which, first of all, means that 1. trans people are not a new thing, we've always been here and we've always found ways to justify and explain our existence, and 2. the way that we chose to explain ourselves at one point was, "Yeah, the sun was wasted as hell when he made me, but it's cool." and that is fucking awesome
Since once in a blue moon I actually discover a decent rule for adulting, and since I know I have followers a few years younger than me who are just entering the workforce, I want to tell you about a very important phrase.
“I won’t be available.”
Imagine you’re at work and your boss asks you to come in on Saturday. Saturday is usually your day off–coming in Saturdays is not an obligation to keep your job. Maybe you were going to watch a movie with a friend, or maybe you were just going to lie in bed and eat ice cream for eight hours, but either way you really, really don’t want to give up your day off.
If you consider yourself a millennial you’ve probably been raised to believe you need to justify not being constantly at work. And if you’re a gen-Z kid you’re likely getting the same toxic messages that we did. So in a situation like that, you might be inclined to do one of three things:
Tell your boss you’d rather not give up your day off. Cave when they pressure you to come in anyway, since you’re not doing anything important.
Tell your boss you’d rather not give up your day off. Over-apologize and worry that you looked bad/unprofessional.
Lie and say you’ve got a doctor’s appointment or some other activity that feels like an adequate justification for not working.
The fact is, it doesn’t matter to your boss whether you’re having open heart surgery or watching anime in your underwear on Saturday. The only thing that affects them is the fact that you won’t be at work. So telling them why you won’t be at work only gives them reason to try and pressure you to come in anyway.
If you say “I won’t be available,” giving no further information, you’d be surprised how often that’s enough. Be polite and sympathetic in your tone, maybe even say “sorry, but I won’t be available.” But don’t make an excuse. If your boss is a professional individual, they’ll accept that as a ‘no’ and try to find someone else.
But bosses aren’t always professional. Sometimes they’re whiny little tyrants. So, what if they pressure you further? The answer is–politely and sympathetically give them no further information.
“Are you sure you’re not available?” “Sorry, but yes.”
“Why won’t you be available?” “I have a prior commitment.” (Which you do, even if it’s only to yourself.)
“What’s your prior commitment?” “Sorry, but that’s kind of personal.”
“Can you reschedule it?” “I’m afraid not. Maybe someone else can come in?”
If you don’t give them anything to work with, they can’t pressure you into going beyond your obligations as an employee. And when they realize that, they’ll also realize they have to find someone else to come in and move on.
today, a cruel reality hit me,
when the date of 4/20/69 comes around,
i will be 68
you have NO idea how badly I wish I'd been there, THE FUCK?!
"bring back the cult of dionysus" girl you can jsut say you'll go to a rager and get wasted
excuuuuuuuse mi princess, i have thrown many a rager and not one of them has ended in omophagy (unless u count my bday party that almost-accidentally became an orgy) are you implying an XL bottle of capriccio and some strobe lights is the same as a revelry of fawn-skinned maenads wielding thyrsus staffs?? are you saying i wove this ivy crown for nothing???? i think the FUCK not, post-quarantine SOMEONE’S gotta bring out the live snakes and streams of milk & honey and spoiler alert: it will Not be rupi fucking kuar
as a people pleaser, i can safely say thinking about yourself first is difficult.
BUT YOU GOTTA
YOUR OPINION ABOUT YOURSELF SHOULD MATTER MOST
YOU SHOULD LOVE YOURSELF
YOUR TRASH? TOO BAD, LOVE YOURSELF AND LIVE WELL, TRASH
I'LL HAVE YOUR EAR BONES IF YOU DONT CARE FOR YOURSELF FIRST YOU CUTE HOT ATTRACTIVE BITCH
all this time i've been waiting for someone to ask me something, i only a second ago found out the option was off
You don’t…
i've got nothing to do with this topic, but i promise i'll protecc you, frens! :)
reminder for writers, if your character is missing an eye or can see only through one, sometimes, their depth perception is off and the thing that looked right in front of them was further off or vise versa
i love image descriptions, i had never considered them before but once i came across one i thought it was amazing.
to everyone who id's posts here on tumblr, or elsewhere, you're amazing, i love you!!!
the hair bleaching was a success!
oh my god, the smell of hair bleach
im preparing to bleach my hair and the bleach scared me, i thought i'd made it too watery but it's getting thicker now
Please take a moment to remind yourself of how much you've already overcome. You might have felt like you weren't going to make it then, but you're here now and you made it. If you were able to get through all that, I promise you will be able to make it through whatever comes your way next or what you are going through now. Stay strong, you got this! 💛
excuse me, but what the fuck are mens bathrooms?
Shane, being tall: being short is ok
Ricky!Ryan, dagger eyes: if the sky falls, tall people will be killed first
Ryan: What’s your greatest strength?
Demon!shane: Getting out of corn mazes
Ryan: Uh… okay. and your greatest weakness?
Demon!shane: I keep finding myself unexpectedly in corn mazes
Ryan: *realizing they’re in a corn maze* What the hell?
Demon!shane: Guess it’s my time to shine