This Is The Best For When A Neurodivergent Character In A Book Infodumps In Front Of A Friend Or Something

I’m keeping this for future reference hang on-

What Cis People Say To Trans People Vs. What We Hear

By Meredith Talusan and Rory Midhani

TRANSlator 3000: Amazing technology translates cissexist BS!

“Oh you’re trans but you look so good!” “Trans people are ugly.”

“I’ve never met a trans person before.” “I assume I can identify any trans person.”

“I would date a trans person.” “Trans people are usually undateable so I deserve a prize.” 

“You look just like a real woman.” “Trans women aren’t really women.”

“I’m glad you’re being honest with me about being trans.” “Trans people who don’t tell me they’re trans are deceivers and liars.”

“I loooooove trans people!” “I fetishize trans people.”

“It’s so hard to switch pronouns.” “Trans people are an inconvenience to me.”

“I don’t have a problem with trans people.” “I have a problem with trans people.” 

10 hour flight ahead. gonna lock in on this rq. will report back with whatever i manage to cook.

By the way! The version of the book of Bill i got replaced the "you can call me anything except late for dinner" joke with "puedes decirme lo que quieras excepto mi amor"

you can call me anything except 'my love'

@biggest-gaudiest-patronuses Well, I guess you could use them as ornaments/jewelry to float about in your putty-like being instead of eating them. They are absurdly colourful and would go well with your Pepto-Bismol pink.

the jelly bean company is raffling off an entire candy factory, willy wonka golden ticket style, and that is still not enough of an incentive to convince me jelly beans belong anywhere but the grave

oh haha lmfaoo

im back on the old blr acc because of toxic yaoi lol

(it is. so bad. i am convinced that the dsm-5 was written in regards to them. they wont get out of my head and bite me whenever i demand they at least pay rent for the space they occupy. someone help me.)

What a beautiful Waardenburg Syndrome bastard.

I have recently been reminded that scallops have eyes!

that is all

This video is living in my freezer and I can’t get it to leave.

👁👁

Gaud you absolute chaos being of the same breed as Bill Cipher what do you specifically have in mind no wait don't tell us I'm suddenly scared and the possibility may have just triggered a panic attack in me as I write this

Warms my heart to know that once the aliens arrive, in the few short months leading up to the interspecies planetary war caused by our governments failing to engage in diplomacy, we will at the very least we’re get some very solid erotic artwork from all the monsterfuckers out there. the goddamn minute them aliens land y'all are gonna be doing porn of them and that revitalizes me

WHY YOU SHOULD WRITE HORRIBLY:

1. You’ll never write anything if you don’t

I am destroyed.

I am crying tears of blood.

The horrible thing is that this may be the reality where no one dies, and it could’ve saved ____.

I’m going to liquidate now.

thats why he was shaking thank god tony wake him up