WHY YOU SHOULD WRITE HORRIBLY:

I am destroyed.

I am crying tears of blood.

The horrible thing is that this may be the reality where no one dies, and it could’ve saved ____.

I’m going to liquidate now.

thats why he was shaking thank god tony wake him up

I’m just here thinking “if there’s any justice in the world tell me it’s that I end up catching a .55 to the head instead of, say, taking an oath that swears me to having to deal with someone for the rest of my life”

DISCUSS

All who want to bet that this guy could be edgy in everything, say “aye”

Disaster Bill with clothing variations. Can he be edgy in a suit? Absolutely.

jfc I can hear my Hamilton-trash self rising from the depths of my brain screeching for attention and blood-

Anonymous requested: commemoration for the deaths

Guess we’re lucky to be a normal kind of traumatized and not these guys

ya’ll ever see old Disney World costumes? let’s change that

WOOHOO WERE STULL ALIVE ON THIS HELLSITE

Reblog if you still love Gravity Falls <3

Hol up someone said that one scene from Trials Of Apollo:

“It tells you to cast a curse on the giant metal statue that looks like you and is tearing the camp apart. It tells you to say PLAGUEY, PLAGUEY, PLAGUEY. You do not want to say plaguey, plaguey, plaguey.”

I’m dying y’all what-

You’ve found one of the five most powerful swords in the world. The problem? Its annoying voice and personality. The sword keeps mocking you each time you swing it, no matter how effective you are with it

The nightmare YA novel that we live in, folks

Unfortunately, I do love you now that you can dance

What a beautiful Waardenburg Syndrome bastard.

I have recently been reminded that scallops have eyes!

that is all