Surprise I’m Actually A Crow And Enough Mental Illness To Cripple A Person Downloaded Into A Life Model

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I FOUND IT GUYS I SPENT HALF AN HOUR LOOKING FOR THIS VIDEO AND ITS HERE

Hol up someone said that one scene from Trials Of Apollo:

“It tells you to cast a curse on the giant metal statue that looks like you and is tearing the camp apart. It tells you to say PLAGUEY, PLAGUEY, PLAGUEY. You do not want to say plaguey, plaguey, plaguey.”

I’m dying y’all what-

You’ve found one of the five most powerful swords in the world. The problem? Its annoying voice and personality. The sword keeps mocking you each time you swing it, no matter how effective you are with it

Me, watching the GIF on loop, screaming: GO GO GO GO GO GO GO-

July 14 2019 - A woman deplatforms famous Brazilian Catholic priest Marcelo Rossi, who has called homosexuality a disease. [video]

This post thread is beautiful.

if you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to live in the midwest, this is it. 

Why is it that you could switch the roles and it makes sense.

WHY IS IT THAT YOU COULD SWITCH THE

I mean how could anybody possibly say no to that

Guess we’re lucky to be a normal kind of traumatized and not these guys

ya’ll ever see old Disney World costumes? let’s change that

I once considered him the center of my life, the sun in my galaxy

closeups:

I guess we liked Pepto-Bismol god so much we stole their identity

help i’m trying to make an ao3 account to post the grinch x tony fic….i’ve tried every variation of my blog url and they’re all taken… what did you guys DO

When you’re chaotic and über-violent but you have some morals

You’re an AI built for fighting, not war, your creators seems to not properly understand this, They gave you control of a gene-clinic, they wanted you to make soldiers, you just killed them. they gave you a frigate, you rammed it into the enemy. you want to fight, not participate in a war.

I’m keeping this for future reference hang on-

What Cis People Say To Trans People Vs. What We Hear

By Meredith Talusan and Rory Midhani

TRANSlator 3000: Amazing technology translates cissexist BS!

“Oh you’re trans but you look so good!” “Trans people are ugly.”

“I’ve never met a trans person before.” “I assume I can identify any trans person.”

“I would date a trans person.” “Trans people are usually undateable so I deserve a prize.” 

“You look just like a real woman.” “Trans women aren’t really women.”

“I’m glad you’re being honest with me about being trans.” “Trans people who don’t tell me they’re trans are deceivers and liars.”

“I loooooove trans people!” “I fetishize trans people.”

“It’s so hard to switch pronouns.” “Trans people are an inconvenience to me.”

“I don’t have a problem with trans people.” “I have a problem with trans people.”