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I don’t know what was going on for some time but I’m dying of laughter all the same
Justice League Dark: Apokolips War (2020)
This post makes me unreasonably happy
Percy: My girlfriend told me I needed to grow up. I was speechless, as you are when you have 47 gummy bears stuffed in your mouth Annabeth: Just heard someone say they want a kindle that doesnt run out of batteries. So like, a book? Grover: Sometimes I get emotional over fonts Jason: Lightning is underrated I mean common you're telling me zap zap isnt cool? Piper: being pretty without makeup is a serious flex Frank: The fear of being murdered does wonders for my cardio on a nightly run Hazel: In my day, if dolls magically came to life, they murdered you and everyone you loved Leo: Have you ever thought you were in love with someone but then realized you were just staring into the mirror for 20 minutes? Calypso: If you hold a warm pancake and close your eyes, its almost like holding someones hand Reyna: Being single is so deeply a part of who I am that I truly don't know what I'd do with a boyfriend. Do you have to walk it? How often does it get fed? I'm not ready Octavian: snakes are just angry socks Nico: Show the haters how it's done by hating yourself the most Will: My boyfriend wanted two kittens but I'm the man in this relationship so we got two kittens Chiron: Okay kids listen closely cause I'm only gonna say this 257,000 times Apollo: I punched myself in the face trying to pull my blanket up and if that doesn't describe my life I don't know what does Meg: plants really be like 'I don't vibe with this dirt' and then die Lityereses: When I had my first boyfriend, we didn't talk, hold hangs or hang out. Easily my best relationship Lavinia: You have distracted from my creative process Commodus: Just found out the world doesnt revolve around me. Shocked and upset Caligula: I need a friend like me Nero: Treat yourself with some world domination Magnus: My body is a hotel for anxiety Alex: I don't buy anything on black friday, I just want an excuse to get into a fist fight Jack: not everyone was king fu fighting mom some of us were trying to break it up Mallory: Never ask a women eating ice cream straight from the carton how they're doing Halfborne: Until I got a girlfriend, I didn't know there was a wrong way to put the milk in the fridge- T.J: Nobody talks about Jesus' miracle of having 12 friends on his 30s
*I saw this at like 1am and I had to struggle to keep in the screeching when I saw that 2nd panel-*
Yaoi fan ♥
I love this advice so damn much.
How to Finish
I drew this poster for Jon Acuff and his FINISH book tour. Big thanks to Jon for this collaboration, his book has some great ideas about how to complete creative and life goals.
Friend: it’s just one character death, you’ll be fine later
Me after reading The Burning Maze:
jfc I can hear my Hamilton-trash self rising from the depths of my brain screeching for attention and blood-
Anonymous requested: commemoration for the deaths
yes. Some high-quality Repressed Gay Confusion compressed into one photo
this is raw unbridled gay stress in one photo
Damn, now I feel sorry for him...
Dude imagine being Lan Qiren. Like you’re this esteemed teacher renowned for turning troublemakers into respectable young cultivators but there’s this ONE kid who you were completely unable to deal with who’s off the walls trouble, and when he leaves you comfort yourself that you’ll never have to deal with him again, and then he invents demonic cultivation and then dies but then one day out of fucking nowhere he comes back to life, unravels a major conspiracy, and then marries your upstanding nephew