Latest Posts by ghosts-soda - Page 2

I’m going to CRY

This video is living in my freezer and I can’t get it to leave.

👁👁

It’s been 3 days, I have binged this entire series, lessgo.

au where tom and marco kissed in the photobooth instead??

this was mostly self indulgent

WOOHOO WERE STULL ALIVE ON THIS HELLSITE

Reblog if you still love Gravity Falls <3

Surprise I’m actually a crow and enough mental illness to cripple a person downloaded into a Life Model Decoy

REBLOG if you are ASEXUAL, support ASEXUALS, or are SECRETLY 16 CATS IN A TRENCH COAT

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I FOUND IT GUYS I SPENT HALF AN HOUR LOOKING FOR THIS VIDEO AND ITS HERE

This is the best for when a neurodivergent character in a book infodumps in front of a friend or something

Going out with a bang.

The three little pigs are dead, as are the next 236. Straw, sticks, bricks, reinforced concrete, titatium it didn’t matter. They all fell to the onslaught of the wolf. Little piggy 240 is bracing for the inevitable attack, inside his house of depleted uranium.

What a beautiful Waardenburg Syndrome bastard.

I have recently been reminded that scallops have eyes!

that is all

THIS JUST IN THE ARROW OF DODONA IS SECRETLY EXCALIBUR FROM SOUL EATER PASS IT ON

You’ve found one of the five most powerful swords in the world. The problem? Its annoying voice and personality. The sword keeps mocking you each time you swing it, no matter how effective you are with it

Hol up someone said that one scene from Trials Of Apollo:

“It tells you to cast a curse on the giant metal statue that looks like you and is tearing the camp apart. It tells you to say PLAGUEY, PLAGUEY, PLAGUEY. You do not want to say plaguey, plaguey, plaguey.”

I’m dying y’all what-

You’ve found one of the five most powerful swords in the world. The problem? Its annoying voice and personality. The sword keeps mocking you each time you swing it, no matter how effective you are with it

Everyone in the notes keep saying Excalibur from Soul Eater, but haven’t y’all thought of Magnus Chase? Jack/Sumarbrander??

You’ve found one of the five most powerful swords in the world. The problem? Its annoying voice and personality. The sword keeps mocking you each time you swing it, no matter how effective you are with it

It’s Thanos snap time, baby

rb if you’d wipe all pedophiles off this earth

*cackles at this post in art world drama*

Scientists recently found a fish darker than vantablack :/

they found 16 species of fish with “ultra-black” skin that absorbs almost all the light that hits it. these fish are practically invisible in the murky depths! the ocean is a rich menagerie of horrors!

When you’re chaotic and über-violent but you have some morals

You’re an AI built for fighting, not war, your creators seems to not properly understand this, They gave you control of a gene-clinic, they wanted you to make soldiers, you just killed them. they gave you a frigate, you rammed it into the enemy. you want to fight, not participate in a war.

I guess we liked Pepto-Bismol god so much we stole their identity

help i’m trying to make an ao3 account to post the grinch x tony fic….i’ve tried every variation of my blog url and they’re all taken… what did you guys DO

Gaud you absolute chaos being of the same breed as Bill Cipher what do you specifically have in mind no wait don't tell us I'm suddenly scared and the possibility may have just triggered a panic attack in me as I write this

Warms my heart to know that once the aliens arrive, in the few short months leading up to the interspecies planetary war caused by our governments failing to engage in diplomacy, we will at the very least we’re get some very solid erotic artwork from all the monsterfuckers out there. the goddamn minute them aliens land y'all are gonna be doing porn of them and that revitalizes me

Ok.

Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

This post thread is beautiful.

if you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to live in the midwest, this is it. 

Offer to rewrite their story so that there are 2 canonical storylines: one full of pain and the other full of anything but

You are a writer who’s put your charactes through quite the wringer and some of them end up dead or worse. Unfortunately, you don’t foresee them actually coming to life from the pages you’ve written. Saying they are extremely displeased would be an understatement. You are surrounded by all of your characters and all of them have some sort of weapons on them. What do you do to get yourself out of this situation? 

I’m just here thinking “if there’s any justice in the world tell me it’s that I end up catching a .55 to the head instead of, say, taking an oath that swears me to having to deal with someone for the rest of my life”

DISCUSS

Sounds like my average weekday

Please try to make this creepy: Wheat thins.

you’re in bed when you hear the unmistakable crunching of wheat thins. that’s odd, you didn’t think there were any wheat thins in the house.

you also didn’t think there was anyone else in the house. 

Good luck, huh?

I need that in my body right now.

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

@biggest-gaudiest-patronuses Well, I guess you could use them as ornaments/jewelry to float about in your putty-like being instead of eating them. They are absurdly colourful and would go well with your Pepto-Bismol pink.

the jelly bean company is raffling off an entire candy factory, willy wonka golden ticket style, and that is still not enough of an incentive to convince me jelly beans belong anywhere but the grave

This is-I’m pretty sure this is a threat. Also, does Gaud actually have kneecaps? I thought they were a nebulous pink sentient gloop with a penchant for terrorizing humans on Tumblr, therefore having no kneecaps-

♪♬♩ when your knees don’t work like they used to before ♪♬♩

All who want to bet that this guy could be edgy in everything, say “aye”

Disaster Bill with clothing variations. Can he be edgy in a suit? Absolutely.

Y’know what this reminds me of? The song Two Of A Kind by GHOST. Suddenly everything was different when I realized that and I just-

A drawing submission for once! I just really wanted to draw Mabel in a cute dress,, Dipper may or may not have gotten caught in a hidden glitter cannon in the middle of it though… Take this as a kind of spiritual successor to the monstrosity of photobombing bill I made like 5 or so years ago. Wild how its been that long,,,, Also shout out to Star cause their enthusiasm is contagious and to the TAU discord for helping me break my art block once and for all <3 Love ya’ll!~

Guess we’re lucky to be a normal kind of traumatized and not these guys

ya’ll ever see old Disney World costumes? let’s change that

The sheer Drew energy channeled into this post had me floored and dragged away like I was in some slasher film

imagine being the popular girl attending goode highschool/olympus high 😘💅, and there's suddenly this kid with green eyes 🟢👄🟢 and he's like crazy hawt and ur gonna swoon 😳😩 he says his name is percy and you go ??? cause this isn't the percy you knew from middle school, this one is tall 🌳🔥 and u ask him out and he smiles at you 😏😍😤 and declines cause he has a GIRLFRIEND???? 😱😔😡 but that's impossible so u ask to see her and u suddenly hear "SEAWEED BRAIN!" 🤔 and there's some blonde girl with eyes the color of a silver refrigerator that sparkle, 💿👄💿 and she looks at you and raises a blonde eyebrow 🤨😤 and u get mad cause he's YOURS 😡🤬💥 but then all these cars pull up, a whole bunch of rich people cars like a Ferrari and a Toyota and Ferrari 😍🤑😎🚙 and the whole crew comes outs, and there's like 20 of the kids for some reason wearing this ugly orange shirt, and your jaw drops and the blond girls looks pleased 😐🙄 and she kisses Percy in front of you EVEN THOUGH HES YOURS 🤬🤬🤬😱😱😫😫 and then percy says "see you tomorrow 😝" cause he has to go back to camp, and then he leaves in the fanciest car there with his 😒 concrete eyes girl friend 🙄😤😭 and you gotta go back to class while ur clown football friend laughs at you for being rejected 😒🙄😢, and then you sit in class and try to ignore the fact that percy is probably gonna fail out of geometry cause it's literally 10 AM and he just left with his fast and furious carrot shirt squad when there's literally 6 more classes in the day 🤔

Can we-can we talk about how cute this is

(Not to mention that the hedgehog is doing more exercise willingly than I have ever done in the whole of 2020-)

American Hedgehog Warrior: Course 3 Watch as Pepper takes on course 3 of American Hedgehog Warrior: Quarantine Edition 🦔