Ryan, in a high voice, holding Barbie: hey, Ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!
Becca, in a deep voice, holding Ken: nonsense, Barbie. You're staying home and having my kids
Homelander: what the fuck are you guys doing?
Ryan: playing systemic oppression
Spider-Man and his amazing friends
i watched episode 3.
i have a lot of feelings (i really like it so far)
honestly, rupert is so underrated
i understand toddlers cuz if i was just born a couple years ago and someone tried to get me to understand and say words while i'm growing insane amounts of teeth very quickly and painfully i'd be having a temper tantrum on the floor of a department store too
met a new kinda guy on twitter today
Peter and Ned have a Minecraft server together.
They’ve each poured hundreds of hours into it. It’s a masterpiece, by all accounts. They’ve got gorgeous bases that reflect their personality, and a community house where they gift each other the supplies they regularly run out of (peter always needs more sticks. Ned can’t get enough redstone).
Young Peter thought that the server was the most secure way to tell Ned about the “top secret” mission, and all the details of being spider-man. so Ned first learned the details of Peter’s secret identity through the server chat.
They have pets, and their own themed color that their stuff is (Ned is red. Peter is Cyan.). And whenever they discussed college, they swore to each other that if they didn’t go to the same place, they would see each other on the server.
And in the afternoon effects of the NWH spell, as Peter set up his new apartment, he pulled out his computer and loaded his realms list.
It was blank. Their world together had never existed, as far as the universe was aware.
It was all gone. And somehow, THAT was what finally broke Peter. He had never felt more like a child than when he cried on the floor of his new apartment over the death of his minecraft dog, the erasing of all his work, and the fact that he had logged out for the very last time.
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