I Understand Toddlers Cuz If I Was Just Born A Couple Years Ago And Someone Tried To Get Me To Understand

"Why doesn't Dick have a Super?" "Dick should get his own Super!"

Dick's Super is Clark. Clark has two bats. No one ever said World's Finest was a duo, it's a trio. Superman + Batman and Robin.

Spider found a skateboard… they didn't take it well

girl (gn) help now jdm is referring to jensen as his first born

a dad, a boy and their two dogs

i want bruce helping his kids study while on patrol. like. he memorizes all the study guide questions and recites them back during a fight.

If the gods lived in modern times what kind of cars would they drive? I think kratos would have some kind of American muscle car or a huge truck. Loki might just get a dirt bike and call it a day. Freya might go for a prius or a Benz. But Týr? I can only see Týr in an off road dune buggy.

He would live for mud-slinging and safaris. The unadulterated joy on his face as he slips and spins in swampy mires or kicks up huge dust clouds in the Sahara. I can just see him laughing unrestrained with kratos in the passenger seat holding on for dear life with a big ol scowl on his face and mimir swinging wildly from the rearveiw mirror yelling at Týr to stop; for the love of all that is unholy, please just stop man.

Objective: Protect Spider Obstacle: Spider

couple of bros