Joseph Adam Jonas You Did This To Yourself 💀😭

What if This, but like, Batfam?

Bruce runs a free non profit charity truck stop to feed the hungry and homeless and then all of a sudden there are these kids who are looking to help the community and want to make the world better despite having nothing and shit. Guess he’s a father now.

Flash: Give me your lunch money, dork.

Peter: It's giving broke.

Flash: What-

Ned: Personally, you don't see me asking for lunch money.

Flash: Wait but-

Peter: The food isn't even that good.

MJ: If you can't afford it, just say that.

Flash: I-

Ned: Common bully L

Flash:

Spider-Man and his amazing friends

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i want bruce helping his kids study while on patrol. like. he memorizes all the study guide questions and recites them back during a fight.

prodigal son.

a sort of epilogue for God of War Ragnarok, since I miss these two so much.

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every sky commentator: well we have this inside information but we shouldn't really talk about it so we'll be very vague and unhelpful

nico rosberg: i got an email offering a stake in alpine today. how much? i can't say. just kidding it was a billion euros. what else do you want to know?